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Hot interracial cumshot! Hairy Pussy
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Okay guys – here’s another site I don’t post much of… And I’m not really sure!! Previewing the gallery today, I thought the XXX action was very well done! The pornstar (Tori Black) is rather unique. The cumshot facial is well shot, and the interracial action is good too!! Now, I’m still not a fan of the growing movement in porn towards hairy pussy – but I guess it sells!

Anyways, I’ve been accused of being picky, fussy, fussbudgety, exacting, demanding – basically, being one of those people who insists that things must be just so.

When one of these accusations is lobbed in my direction, I counter it with an insistent Not so! I insist that I am in fact a very easy going person, happy to go with the flow, never imposing my will on others.

There may, however, be a teensy tinsy grain of truth to those accusations.

I had company for dinner this evening, and at one point one of my guests was trying out the new chair in the living room. The chair has an accompanying ottoman, and my guest wanted to be angled more towards the centre of the room, so he moved the ottoman about half a foot to the left. Now, I watched him do this, and said nothing.

BUT after he’d left? I rather promptly scooted the ottoman back to its proper original position. Not as soon as the door had shut after he’d gone, but within thirty minutes of his leaving.

It’s not like I have a problem or anything.

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Hot 5 Person Orgy - Brazilian Pornstar Dunia Montenegro
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Okay guys, I’m betting that you like your orgies like the one in the gallery above… 2 blonde pornstars and a Brazilian pornstar – ready to please you in any way possible!!!! The Brazilian Pornstar XXX pictures are of a new model – Dunia Montenegro who has her own site at Club Dunia. She’s a little older than I usually like, but has a ‘nasty’ factor that’s really appealing…

Now, that brings to mind the question: If you could pick any 2 types of girls for a threesome, what type would you pick? Do you like variety? An Asian girl and a Blonde girl?? Or would you prefer something a little more homogeneous – 2 blondes or 2 asians for your threesome? My perfect MFF threesome would include a nice Californian blonde..

Anyways, hope springs eternal…

I have never ever won a lottery.

Now, to be perfectly honest, I don’t really play the lottery – I think I’ve bought maybe two cash lottery tickets in my lifetime, and I’ve purchased entries for other draws perhaps a handful of times. As they say, you can’t win if you don’t play, and certainly my results support that statement – I have a miserable track record with the lottery, countless jackpots have gone unclaimed by me because I didn’t have a ticket.

Not that the odds are good if you do buy your tickets. As I said, I’m not exactly a stranger to lotteries, and yet I’ve never won a darn thing. Knowing how poor the odds are doesn’t exactly encourage someone like me – you know, cheap budget-conscious – to part with my money in that sort of fashion. It really doesn’t sit well with the part of me that insists that if I must part with funds, I had darn well better get some tangible product or service in return.

I am, however, more likely to consider buying raffle tickets when they are part of fundraisers for charity, and when this happens, I always allow myself to daydream about how my life would be changed if I did win that fantabulous grand prize. Like the brand new fully furnished luxuriously appointed home. Or the brand new luxury car. Or the exotic vacation. Or the scads of cash. Even though I know it is highly unlikely that I will win squat all, I still picture myself winning it all.

I think there are two appropriate terms for this. One is hopeful. The other is delusional. Perhaps obviously, I like the former a whole lot more.

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Hot Indiana College student orgy
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Okay guys, this porn gallery is party of the Nasty network of sites… It includes moneytalks, cumfiesta, daredorm, and more! The gallery today comes for an Indiana State University dorm – a couple of hot girls, and a few college guys having a big college group sex session! One of these days, I’m going to have to figure out the difference between ‘College’ and ‘University’ in the States…. Eitherway, this college orgy is a hot gallery!!!

Anyways, delaying gratification…

The glow of being able to tie my hair up again has worn off. I’m back to thinking that my hair is a shapeless mess of a shag that is in desperate need of a pretty serious trim. It probably doesn’t help matters that I received a text from my stylist a couple of weeks ago indicating that she is once again seeing clients – she took some time off as maternity leave, but apparently feels up to adding some work back into her days. Though when we last talked back in February, she suspected she’d want to start working again pretty soon as it would give her a break from motherly duties, and some much needed conversations with actual adults.

I’m trying to hold off though. I don’t want to get my hair cut till late August. I’m trying to shift my haircut schedule around a bit – aiming for cuts in late August, late December or early January, and early May.

I’m only trying to wait another five or six weeks. That’s not so bad in those terms.

Then again, that makes a work-related deadline seem wickedly close.

I just can’t win…..
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Sport Sluts Party
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Okay guys, here’s a hot world cup themed XXX gallery. It’s a sexy gallery from a site dedicated to slut partying. They’re fake ‘crazy parties’, but it’s still hot group sex porn. Since the world cup is tomorrow (Or, technically today given that it’s 3am Sunday morning), I figured I should embrace the spirit, and post some sport themed porn.. I probably could have had some more authentic soccer porn from Private.com….

Anyways, I need some photography experts to help me out…. I’m thinking of buying a new camera… A Canon T2I….. I’ve been told that lenses are very important.

I don’t like wasting money.

People are throwing around terms like ‘crop body’, and confusing the heck out of me! I know that the best lens I can get is a 70-200mm “L” series. Other than the fact that it’s $2600, it means nothing to me…
What does 70mm mean?? Can I use it as an everyday general purpose lens? I’m assuming 200mm means it’s a good zoom.

In place of $2600, I’m thinking I want to get a 50mm 1.4 lens, and an 18-135mm lens. It will still cost me $1000….. Are there any photography pros that can advise me for/against my choice?

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XXX Threesome - French teen Aline
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Just in case you don’t know, Ménage à trois is french for Threesome… Since this is a French porn gallery from Explicite Art, I figured that I could take the time to get the right accents on Ménage à trois!!! :) I posted this gallery because of the look of bliss and happiness on Aline’s face. It’s a great gallery!!

Anyways… Odd hours….

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a night owl. I’d stay up super late, sometimes doing homework, other times just tinkering on something, or reading a book, and then I’d sleep in – provided, of course, that I didn’t need to get up early for school the next day. Having to get up for school didn’t encourage me to go to bed before midnight, but it would keep me from staying up past 3 or 4 AM.

I used to be able to get by on much less sleep. Now, it messes me up. Not in the sense that I’m grouchy and tired all day, though. It messes with my sleep patterns.

Falling asleep is almost never the issue. It’s sleeping through the night. I’ve been waking up partway through the night on an annoyingly regular basis for a while now. I’ve blinked into consciousness at all sorts of strange hours, when I’ve attempted to go to bed at a reasonable hour so I’m not trying to function on three or four hours’ sleep. It is incredibly frustrating to be awake before you want to be awake, and then be unable to get back to sleep.

What’s worse, I’ve begun to suspect that an erratic sleep pattern may be the cause. My bedtime is subject to some variability, based on my whims and what my scheduled obligations will tolerate. Meaning one day, I might have to wake up at 6:30 AM to get to work by 8 AM, and the next day I’ll allow myself to sleep in till noon. I think I’ve been erratic enough that my body has become thoroughly confused about when it should be sleepy, and when it should be awake.

I remember, a while back, a friend of mine was jetlagged from some major travel – she found herself staying up until the wee hours of the morning and then wanting to sleep until mid afternoon. I remember her saying she needed to shock her system back into an appropriate cycle by staying up until the next appropriate sleep cycle should start. So she’d get up at her usual mid to late afternoon time, then just stay awake until her desired bedtime of the following day. I honestly don’t remember if she actually did it. But I’m sitting here thinking the idea might have some merit.

Or maybe I just don’t want to go to bed yet….

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Young Teen Porn - Sophia
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Okay guys, here’s a sexy young teen porn gallery from ClubSeventeen. It features a baby-faced brunette getting kinky with her boyfriend! XXX!

Anyways, a few years ago, I got sufficiently intrigued and purchased a couple of bra tops from Victoria’s Secret. They’re basically tank tops with an additional layer of stretchy fabric inside with an elastic band round the bottom of it, making the relevant portion of the top fit a bit like a sports bra.

As it turns out, I really really like them, and have since expanded my collection rather significantly. They’re great for summer weather – cool, since mine are all sleeveless, and no need to wear a bra underneath, so no straps or other peeking of undergarments to offend the sensibilities of others. I also really like them for travelling, since I’m a bit neurotic and worry about things like bras getting crushed and ruined in my luggage. Of course, this only works if I’m travelling somewhere warm, unless I pack smartly and plan on layering, but at that point I’m packing extra garments, which I’ve been trained to avoid.

As much as I like bra tops, though, I go through a few moments of frustration with them while actually dressing myself. There’s some extra wrangling that goes on as I’m putting the top on, and taking it off is a real exercise – trying to twist my arms and shoulders this way and that to slip the elastic over my shoulders, and then disentangle myself from the straps which have become all bunched and twisted from the first step. Usually, I end up sort of lurching about the bedroom, occasionally spinning this way and that as I attempt that extra bit of reach. The worst bit is when I get stuck – I’ll have the thing halfway off my shoulders, but my arms are squinched up into an unnatural position thanks to the elastic properties of the fabric, and it takes me a few moments to figure out how to squiggle out.

Still, the like factor outweighs the make-me-feel-like-a-clumsy-toddler-learning-to-dressy-myself factor.

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Black and white blowjob - in braces
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Okay guys, this XXX gallery comes back to the teen with braces performing oral sex fetish. It’s shot in black and white, which I guess makes it less porn, and more art. Black and white porn is okay – but I think I prefer colour!!!

Anyways…. Not so exclusive…

A while back – years back, really – I received a gift card for Starbucks.

The back of the card advised me to visit their website and register the card. Like the mindless zombie obedient girl that I am, I did so, and as a result, I am now on their email mailing list. I now get periodic emails notifying me of various coffee-related specials and promotions.

But here’s the thing – I don’t drink coffee. Ever.

What I should have done is turned around and given the card as a gift to someone who does drink coffee – I seem to know plenty of folks who fit that description. Instead, I registered the card in my name, then tucked it away in a drawer for safekeeping, thinking I’d use it to treat myself to hot chocolate from Starbucks when the occasion called for it – and when I happened to know I’d be near a Starbucks. This actually doesn’t happen much, since I work mostly from home, so the card has remained untouched in my drawer.

Today, I got an email from Starbucks with a subject line congratulating me on having attained Green Level Rewards status. I saw it and thought, Huh? But I haven’t bought anything from Starbucks.

I opened up the message, and sure enough, the body also congratulated me for having earned my Green Level Rewards status, implying that I did something to earn the five stars needed to attain this level.

Now either that five stars = Green Level Rewards statement is a flat out lie, and you just get it automagically, or I’ve lost significant chunks of time in which I purchase and drink Starbucks beverages.

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Sexy Facial XXX movies and pictures
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Okay guys, here’s another website dedicated to oral sex and facials… They have really hot photographed XXX scenes of cute teens giving blowjobs and receiving facials…

Anyways… Grarrgh…
My last haircut was in February.

My hair has grown a little over two inches since then. I can track its growth using my bangs. If I brush them straight down, they touch the tip of my nose. If I give them a tug and hold them, I can get the ends to curl just under my nose.

This means that the rest of my hair will now go into a ponytail. This is a good thing, since summer is here and hot weather doesn’t combine well with hair against neck.

This is also a bad thing, because it means my hair is also driving me bonkers a lot. Maybe actually tying it up will help.

Pigtails are fun, but does there come a point where one puts her hair up like that, and everyone gets the impression that it’s really not age appropriate? I don’t want to be that person. I know folks of my ethnic heritage tend to look younger than they are, until they hit the Yoda point, after which they look older than dust, and I know I’m nowhere near my Yoda point, but I still wonder if I’m still okay-for-pigtails.

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Shaved French Asian blowjob
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Okay guys, Sharon from Explicite-Art is one of the hottest Asian porn amateurs I’ve seen… I wouldn’t classify her as an Asian Pornstar, given that you can only find her XXX scenes on Explicit-Art… She’s done double penetration, dressed as a sexy geisha, and lots more! Explicite-Art is a very sexy, very kinky website based out of France… It has a lot of girls you don’t normally see in the porn world!!!

Anyways… I’ve been watching Lie to Me lately.

I quite enjoy it, though I must admit I enjoyed more of season 1′s episodes than season 2′s. I’m not sure what’s changed – writing staff or someone higher up in the production food chain, but the stories have gotten much more drama-ey, and they’re less science-ey. Must be the geek in me – I really liked the explanations and illustrations of the various so-called micro expressions and accompanying gestures, along with the somewhat cheeky shots of various celebrities flashing these cues, and I’ve found the season 2 episodes to have less of this element worked in. That being said, I still enjoy the show.

Now, I am a pretty terrible liar. Forget micro expressions, I probably have great big flashing neon macro expressions that betray my attempts at deception. I don’t watch this show to try and learn a few things to improve my odds of successful deception, but I have noticed myself watching a bit more for these signs in others. Not in real life, really, but in interviews. For example, I was watching an interview just the other night, and I noticed that interviewee did the one-shoulder shrug sometimes – when she was speculating. If there’s any truth behind what Lie to Me is telling us, the one-shoulder shrug is supposed to indicate a lack of confidence in the statement being given. When she was recounting events as they happened from her perspective, her shoulders didn’t move. When she was asked what she thought the motivation of others involved in the events were, one of her shoulders practically started dancing.

I wonder how one could go about learning what Cal Lightman knows – if, that is, this stuff is actually true. And then, I wonder what sort of market exists for human lie detectors? Lightman seems to have a pretty decent lifestyle on the show…

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College Teens First Threesome (mff)
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Okay guys, here’s a hot gallery featuring ‘college’ teens having a sexy threesome!!! It’s from a relatively new site that I’ve posted a few times in the past…. All it’s XXX scenes have a sexy amateur college feel to them… They all feature two hot lesbian teens and one guy having steamy threesomes!!!

Anyways, I found a convenient solution…

Some of you might get bored by this – so you can skip off to some free porn at girlsaresexy!! But for those of you who love brown sugar… (darn! I should have posted an ebony gallery…)
Yesterday, I made some tarte au sucre tarts. They bubbled over on me, so the resulting tarts are sort of ugly, but they’re tasty nonetheless. I make them pretty infrequently, and I know one time I managed to get half the batch to not bubble over. Darned if I can remember how that was achieved, though. For those out there who are saying Don’t fill the tart shells so full!, know that every time I make these I always end up with exactly 30 tarts, so it’s really not clear how I got that one half batch of non-overflowing tarts, with the other half not massively overflowing, using the same quantity of stuff.

Anyway, to make tarte au sucre, I need brown sugar. I keep brown sugar around, but since I use it so infrequently, it always goes rock hard. No matter how carefully I reseal the bag after removing some, no matter if I go through the effort of placing it in an airtight, vacuum-sealed container – I still end up with a solid block, because I use it so infrequently. Now, I know that an apple slice in the container overnight will loosen up your solidified brown sugar. Problem: I don’t ever buy apples. I like apples, but I never think to buy them just for eating – especially when berries are on sale, I’d much rather have a bowl of fresh berries with some yogurt and granola on top. So it seems like a whole lot of bother to go buy a single apple, just to have a slice to put in with my brown sugar.

I also know that there are clay discs a person can buy, soak in water, then toss in with the brown sugar to achieve the same goal. Again, because I use brown sugar so infrequently, I never think to duck into a cooking supplies store when I’m out and about and buy one of these discs.

So on Saturday, as I was pondering the notion of making tarte au sucre on Sunday, I remembered my brick of brown sugar, and pulled it out of the pantry. It was a somewhat pliable brick, but still far too firm to allow for easy measuring. I did a quick search on the web, and found the following pointer:

Place a slice of fresh bread in an airtight container with brown sugar overnight to soften.

Bread? Really? Well, I almost always have fresh bread on hand! So I pulled a slice out of the loaf, carefully separated a chunk of brown sugar off of my slightly flexible brick, and placed them both in a bowl, which I then covered in plastic wrap, and left it overnight.

Sunday morning? The bread felt a bit crispy, and the brown sugar was completely restored to its crumbly self. I understand how it worked, but I was still amazed at just how well it worked – there were absolutely no dry crunchy bits in the bowl! Better yet, there weren’t any wet gloppy bits either.

I’ll have to remember this one – for, like, ever.

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