Kaori`s XXX Blog!!

Click the pic for a hot partyhardcore gallery of a woman having group sex with male strippers!

Seriously, what fun is ‘Ladies Night’ if you don’t end up getting fucked by a BUNCH of male strippers…. I mean, if you wake up the next morning, and don’t remember coming home (or even better, wake up passed out on the sidewalk), and are sore every time you sit down, shouldn’t that be what it’s like??? I’m sure most of the girls at this partyhardcore gallery felt that way… Enjoy!

Anyways, I wanted to name my blog “Instant Gratification”, but unfortunately, that domain name was taken… I think they were asking $30,000 for it…. But eitherway, here’s why….

Lately I’ve been thinking that I should perhaps try a new mascara - the one I’m currently using is great, except for the fact that it transfers off onto my lower lid more than I’d like - I end up with this sort of smokey eyeliner effect that I’m not particularly fond of.

So this morning, while eating my brunch - a couple of small banana muffins with butter - I did a little bit of research and found the mascara I want to try next.

The problem is I want to try it. Right. Now.

My current tube should be good for the rest of the year.

I’m not very good at this waiting thing, am I?

Enjoy the ladies having sex with male strippers at the gallery above

Click the pic for some hot, hardcore Chinese porn!

Okay, so I’m not 100% sure that she’s Chinese… She doesn’t look Japanese, but might be Malaysian or something… Eitherway, wouldn’t you like to see that Asian face staring up at you from your crotch? Right before she pulls your cock out for a sloppy blowjob???
Did that turn you on? ^_^

Anyways, the Chinese porn gallery is from Explicit-art… The same place that had all the fisting galleries, etc..

Anyways, last night I dreamt that when I went to remove my iPhone’s power adapter from the wall socket, the prongs came out and remained in the socket. Not terribly surprising, that was on my mind. There was an extra bit in the dream though - after the sockets came out, I saw that my adapter was one of the ones with the green dot on it - meaning that it didn’t qualify for the exchange. Yet it was still defective in my dream.

I don’t even want to consider the possible interpretations of this dream. I do, however, think I should maybe check my adapter to see if it’s got a green dot. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. But I think I’d better check before I have more weird dreams tonight. Like dreams of dots on all of my stuff…….

Weird…

Enjoy the Explicite-art gallery!

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Click the pic for a hot double penetration gallery!

Okay guys, this is a hot gallery from 1by-day featuring some nasty group sex…. A hot foursome, consisting of a brunette and a blonde take on a pair of lucky guys…. It features double penetration, gilrl on a girll, 2 girls on a guy, 2 guys on a girl, and far more.. enjoy!

Anyways………. Success!

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Why am I laughing? Because I have just ensured that I will be getting my very own copy of Rockband 2 right when it becomes available for the PS3. How? I pre-ordered it. Yes! I made a phone call yesterday, and learned that it was possible to pre-order the bundles! So I did! Today! Ha!

Now I can sit back and focus on my real work without that feeling of despair gnawing away at the back of my brain, woeful that I will have to wait longer than necessary to play with my new toy.

I’ve also already pre-registered to get my replacement USB power adapter for my iPhone - the one I have has been recalled, as you may have heard elsewhere. I received a text message from Rogers today reminding me to do it, and I thought Ha! I’ve done it already! I’m more organized than Rogers thinks I should be! I’ve also been fortunate in that my adapter has not yet lost its prongs to the wall socket. Knowing my luck, though, that’ll probably happen when I try to remove it so that I can ship it back to Apple once the new one gets here.

In fact, with all these little successes I’ve started to accumulate, I’m starting to wonder if another mulligan day is looming. What’s a mulligan day? Well, it’s a day you want to mulligan on. What’s a mulligan? I’m not sure why I know this, because I don’t watch golf at all, but I do know this term, and it means that you get a do-over on your shot. I’m not sure what circumstances have to be in place to allow a player to qualify for a mulligan, but it’s a do-over. Some days you just want to restart, undo everything that’s happened so far, and just try again. Those are mulligan days. I guess they’re the universe’s way of balancing everything out when things are going just a little too well for a person.

The last mulligan day I had was almost two weeks ago. I got delayed leaving for work, which meant I had to rush. Halfway to work, I realized I’d left the key to my office at home, and since I was rushing, I had no time to turn around to get it. Once I got to work, no one was around who could let me into my office, and I had to dash about in a desperate search to either find someone with a key, or someone who knew the number to security so that they could come let me in. I forgot some stuff I had wanted to work on over the weekend in my office when I left work, only this time I realized I had forgotten when I got home. I then had to rush off to an appointment. I considered spinning by the office after my appointment, but again realized after leaving the house that I had left my office key behind, and again had no time to backtrack to retrieve it.

I’m really not looking forward to my next mulligan day….

Bah…. Instead, I think it’s time for porn.. Enjoy the double penetration and group sex gallery here!

Click the pic for a free orgy gallery from Mad Sex Party!

Okay guys - this is a gallery from the same guys who do Partyhardcore….. The site is called Mad Sex Party, and basically features a bunch of people having sex… Usually groups of 10-20 gorgeous men and women having an orgy…
Of course, you also get access to Partyhardcore with the same membership ^_^ But the main reason this gallery caught my eye is because of the ASIAN MALE PORNSTAR!!! You don’t often see asian males in porn galleries… Asian femals, sure.. but Asian Men?? Eitherway, enjoy..

Anyways, so those wonderful smiley star stickers I blogged about a few days ago?? Not so wonderful, as it turns out.

I bought them because they appeared to have rounded points, giving the overall impression of a cheerful, cute, pudgy little star.

I’ve discovered, however, that their appearance on the sheet is misleading. Once you remove the sticker, you realize that they were cut in such a way that the points are pointy pointy pointy. My star stickers are still cheerful, but they’re not so pudgy, and as such have lost some of their cute value.

Oh well. I guess the quest for perfect stickers continues….

Meanwhile, enjoy the orgy from Mad Sex Party, and don’t forget about Partyhardcore to see what actualyl happens on Ladies Night!

Click the pic for an interested fisting and assfucking gallery!

Okay, so maybe I’m feeling a little bit frustrated…. Maybe my frustration manifests itself in angrier porn… Fisting and assfucking aren’t usually my ‘thing’. In this case however, the Explicit-art gallery posted above accurately represents the feelings swirling around in my head… It’s been a rough week! The IT gods are not smiling on me - and therefore, a girl with a mohawk deserves to have a hand shoved up her pussy.

First, my external harddrive died, and yes, I’m too lazy to back stuff up… With it, I lost pictures, school work, and a variety of other files I’ve been archiving… It was a terabyte of storage……

Then, my internet was going at a snails pace between 9pm and 11pm. I spent over an hour with a tech on the phone plugging and unplugging things - insisting that it was NOT my router, or it would happen all the time…
He offered to send a tech the next morning…………. Once again, the problem occurs between 9-11pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lastly, I’ve been having periodic server problems… It’s been slow, unconnectable, and all sorts of fun problems. My host insists that it’s fine…..

GRRRRR!!!

Enjoy the somewhat violent punk porn!! Pussy fisting and assfucking… Click here for the gallery

Click the pic for a hot gallery of women partying with strippers!!

Okay guys, time again for another Partyhardcore gallery! I hope you enjoy drunk women getting horny in front of male strippers… And of course, with the overcompensation we now show, horny women getting fucked by strippers!!! Ahhh… Partyhardcore…

Anyways, this world we live in suffers from a severe lack of good multiplayer cooperative games. I enjoy playing with a friend, as members of the same team, fighting a common enemy and working towards shared goals. I would much rather do that then try to smash my friend into oblivion - never mind the fact that in versus games I’m usually the one being smashed…. War games don’t do it for me - nor do fighting games….

The point being, aside from Rockband, I haven’t played a good multiplayer cooperative game in years. Any suggestions out there???? (Not World of Warcraft, Call of Duty type stuff… More along the lines of Maplestory… Even maybe a Dungeons and Dragons….)

Enjoy the Partyhardcore gallery!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a French/Asian teen giving a blowjob!

Okay guys, that last french/asian girl I posted several days ago, was a bit of a hit… I realize that today’s won’t be quite as popular, as she’s nowhere near as hot. That being said, she is asian, and she hasn’t been plastered all over the web, so I hope you enjoy this next gallery from excplite-art!!!

Anyways, a friend of mine is leaving on a jet plane tonight. She’s headed off to merry old England, to attend a week-long course.

While she’ll be off enjoying herself while exploring the quaint English countryside and learning new things, I’ll be here, covering for her at work.

Really really makes me want to go on vacation!

I don’t even need to go anywhere particularly far away or exotic. For instance, I’d be completely happy to just go back to Las Vegas for a few more days. It doesn’t help that I’ve started getting emails about specials from the Venetian, and right now if I book before September 18, I’ll get a $100 dining credit per night. So, although the room rates aren’t spectacular deals, they’re including some of my food costs. Maybe all, given the decreased appetite I experienced there earlier this year.

Probably smarter for me to just save my money for now and arrange to go somewhere further away and more exotic over winter break.

Or, I could save my money for now and arrange to go back to Vegas over winter break. That would work too….

Actually, planning would be a lot easier if I wasn’t moving.

Enjoy the french-asian mixed teen sucking cock from excplite-art!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a big monster cock cumming in a glass

Okay, when I was given this gallery to post, there was a type in it… Instead of Monsters of Cock, it was Monsters of Cook… I found that bit humerous given the subject content! This gallery features the always sluttly Delilah Strong doing what she does best. Stretching her well used pussy around some monstrously large penis….. And of course, drinking his cumshot from a glass like a fine cocktail…..

Now, on that subject, I have seen a few Japanese movies that feature “sperm on food”, and it’s a popular sub-genre of Gokkun - the sound of swallowing…. To this day, I can’t drink drinks named “Gokkun” - which are popular, or eat Bukkake noodles…. Porn has RUINED me for that!! You can find some Gokkun content on the DeluxePass network - under the Asian category - the Zenra site… I mentioned it previously in this post

Anyways, I’m going to head to bed, and let you guys enjoy the porn! Remember you can find more at GirlsAreSexy!

Click the pic to see 1 Hot pornstar pounded By 15 Hard Cocks!

Okay guys, here’s another huge group sex gallery!! Not huge as in tons of pictures, but huge as in tons of guys fucking 1 sexy pornstar!! She has an extremely well used pussy! It’s from 15 on 1 - you also get access to All These Sites

Anyways, I’m a very bad girl - maybe not as bad as the girl in the gangbang gallery however….

It’s been awhile since I’ve added a handbag to my collection. Which means that I’m now well tired of all my handbags, and want a new one.

That’s not all though. I don’t want just any handbag.

I want either Carly, or Zoe.

They’re soooooooooo pretty.

Sigh.

Yes. I see the retail price listed. No, I don’t have that kind of money sitting around, waiting to be spent on something as frivolous as a new handbag.

Still. Just let me ogle the pictures and dream. Maybe I’ll be lucky on eBay????

As long as it’s not from Nigeria…

Anyways, enjoy the super big orgy!

Click the pic for a hardcore XXX gallery of a blonde hitchhiker paying her way with sex…

Okay, strippers can lapdance in exchange for casino chips as ‘tips’… no money changes hands…. That seems kind of fishy to me, since chips are easily fungible… or maybe I mean liquid…. In otherwords, chips are a reference for money…
Now, is trading pussy for a ride while hitchiking the same as prostitution???
Is it prostitution if a hooker offers sex to a cab driver to get her to her next John???
I hope you enjoy the blonde teen hitchhiking gallery!!

Anyways, I think there was a man suffering from some form of mental illness on one of the trains I happened to be riding today.

At first glance, there didn’t seem to be anything unusual about him - he was dressed within the range of normal, and he was carrying a duffel bag as well as a knapsack, nothing screaming abnormal there. He was a bit fidgety, but I didn’t give that a second thought either.

But then he started muttering to himself. Okay, this might not mean anything.

But then he started giggling nearly hysterically at whatever it was he was muttering to himself. That’s a bit strange.

Then he changed seats and did it again - the muttering followed by the giggles.

Then, at his stop - which happened to also be my stop - he started doing this little jogging on the spot thing that put me in mind of the Roadrunner revving up to run away. When he finally did achieve forward momentum, the way he swung one of his arms made me think that he was gearing up to just nail the guy in front of him with a punch to the head. And then, once he was off the train and on the platform, he resumed walking at a normal pace.

I’m glad being out in public isn’t always this exciting….

Enjoy the teen hitchhiking gallery!!!