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Click the pic for some hot, hardcore Chinese porn!

Okay, so I’m not 100% sure that she’s Chinese… She doesn’t look Japanese, but might be Malaysian or something… Eitherway, wouldn’t you like to see that Asian face staring up at you from your crotch? Right before she pulls your cock out for a sloppy blowjob???
Did that turn you on? ^_^

Anyways, the Chinese porn gallery is from Explicit-art… The same place that had all the fisting galleries, etc..

Anyways, last night I dreamt that when I went to remove my iPhone’s power adapter from the wall socket, the prongs came out and remained in the socket. Not terribly surprising, that was on my mind. There was an extra bit in the dream though - after the sockets came out, I saw that my adapter was one of the ones with the green dot on it - meaning that it didn’t qualify for the exchange. Yet it was still defective in my dream.

I don’t even want to consider the possible interpretations of this dream. I do, however, think I should maybe check my adapter to see if it’s got a green dot. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. But I think I’d better check before I have more weird dreams tonight. Like dreams of dots on all of my stuff…….

Weird…

Enjoy the Explicite-art gallery!

Click the pic for a free orgy gallery from Mad Sex Party!

Okay guys - this is a gallery from the same guys who do Partyhardcore….. The site is called Mad Sex Party, and basically features a bunch of people having sex… Usually groups of 10-20 gorgeous men and women having an orgy…
Of course, you also get access to Partyhardcore with the same membership ^_^ But the main reason this gallery caught my eye is because of the ASIAN MALE PORNSTAR!!! You don’t often see asian males in porn galleries… Asian femals, sure.. but Asian Men?? Eitherway, enjoy..

Anyways, so those wonderful smiley star stickers I blogged about a few days ago?? Not so wonderful, as it turns out.

I bought them because they appeared to have rounded points, giving the overall impression of a cheerful, cute, pudgy little star.

I’ve discovered, however, that their appearance on the sheet is misleading. Once you remove the sticker, you realize that they were cut in such a way that the points are pointy pointy pointy. My star stickers are still cheerful, but they’re not so pudgy, and as such have lost some of their cute value.

Oh well. I guess the quest for perfect stickers continues….

Meanwhile, enjoy the orgy from Mad Sex Party, and don’t forget about Partyhardcore to see what actualyl happens on Ladies Night!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of sexy Asian porn slut Tia Ling getting fucked up the ass!

I think I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…. Tia Ling may not be the most attractive asian pornstar, but her dirtyness more than makes up for it!! Tia Ling LOVES cock - she’s a confirmed swinger who parties both onscreen and offscreen… I’ve posted gangbang galleries of this slutty asian, solo galleries, lesbian galleries, interracial galleries, and more! Enjoy!

Anyways, I like stickers.

Well, not all stickers. I don’t like the ones with the cheesy messages on them, like “Awesome!” or “Well done!” I also don’t care much for overly girly stickers - you know, the sparkly butterflies, or the prismatic ribbons.

When I was younger - like, 12 - I used to hoard stickers. Every time I went out shopping with friends, we’d always make a stop in a little stationery or arts and crafts shop, and I’d peruse the collection of stickers on the roll, make a selection, and buy myself a little square with four or five stickers on it. Then, I’d take them home, and put them in my little sticker box - a small plastic box full of these little sticker sampler squares. I’d never use any of them though - I was paralyzed with this fear that once I used them for something, I’d no longer have them for use on another project. So I just hung on to them, and every time I was out shopping, I’d bring home a new square to add to the collection. I realized the folly of this when one day I decided to use some to decorate a birthday card, only to discover that the adhesive on the backs had long dried out, so that the stickers no longer stuck.

About a month ago, I was at Staples, and I saw a super value packet of stickers - little happy smiley faced stars in rainbow colours. Not in the sense that each star had a rainbow on it, but in the sense that when you look at the sheet, each colour of the rainbow is represented. The packet contained 800 of these cheery guys, and was priced at $3.29 before tax. So I bought one. Now I’m really itching to use them. The fridge is looking like a mighty good candidate for some rainbow star decoration!!!

Enjoy the Tia Ling gallery here!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a French/Asian teen giving a blowjob!

Okay guys, that last french/asian girl I posted several days ago, was a bit of a hit… I realize that today’s won’t be quite as popular, as she’s nowhere near as hot. That being said, she is asian, and she hasn’t been plastered all over the web, so I hope you enjoy this next gallery from excplite-art!!!

Anyways, a friend of mine is leaving on a jet plane tonight. She’s headed off to merry old England, to attend a week-long course.

While she’ll be off enjoying herself while exploring the quaint English countryside and learning new things, I’ll be here, covering for her at work.

Really really makes me want to go on vacation!

I don’t even need to go anywhere particularly far away or exotic. For instance, I’d be completely happy to just go back to Las Vegas for a few more days. It doesn’t help that I’ve started getting emails about specials from the Venetian, and right now if I book before September 18, I’ll get a $100 dining credit per night. So, although the room rates aren’t spectacular deals, they’re including some of my food costs. Maybe all, given the decreased appetite I experienced there earlier this year.

Probably smarter for me to just save my money for now and arrange to go somewhere further away and more exotic over winter break.

Or, I could save my money for now and arrange to go back to Vegas over winter break. That would work too….

Actually, planning would be a lot easier if I wasn’t moving.

Enjoy the french-asian mixed teen sucking cock from excplite-art!

Click the pic for a sexy gallery of a hot, shaved asian French girl!!!

Okay guys, this new site - Explicit Art… It features REALLY attractive French teenagers getting about has hardcore as can be….. We’re talking double penetration, huge sex toys, occasional watersports (peeing - not my cup of tea!)… Anyways, Explicit-art was a request from an old reader (Joris), whom I don’t believe is still active on my site…. It took me a while to actually get approval to post Explicit-art pictures, and boy was I glad I waited!!! I actually had a fair bit of fun going through the galleries, and choosing ones to display for you!!!

If you like pussy stretching content similar to ALSScan, but enjoy seeing boy/girl hardcore, Explicit Art is the place for you!

Anyways, guess who’s moving?????? I AM!!! Now this wouldn’t be worth mentioning, if it wasn’t across the country to the cold prairie flats of Alberta!!!! Have any of you ever been there???

It’s probably just a temporary move - I have to do a bit of research for school, and Alberta is the place to do it….. I love Montreal, and don’t think I could ever leave it permantently - but for the next few months, I’ll be blogging from 3500km away!! Wish me luck!!!!

It’s a good thing I find cowboys sexy! ^_^

Anyways, enjoy the Explicite Art French Asian teen gallery!

Click the pic for a hardcore gallery of an asian girl getting creampied by black cock!

Okay guys, time for a creampie gallery featuring another asian babe fucking a big black dick with an internal cumshot!!! It’s from the aptly titled site -Asian Cream Pies.. This will probably appeal to IFA and Amy!!

Anyways, Doctors are human, too…

You may have heard something this morning. A sound much like a large pane of plate glass bursting into billions of shards. That was the sound of my unwavering faith in medical professionals being shattered.

I was at the eye clinic this morning, being examined by the doctor I saw last week who put the plugs in my tear ducts. Now, the dryness had much improved since then - I suspect that Friday had been an exceptionally bad day, but either way, improvement is welcome - and he was happy to see this, but figured it couldn’t hurt to replace the plug that had popped out on the weekend, though if it happened again he told me not to worry about it and not to bother making another appointment to get checked out.

So, he opened up another packet of little temporary plugs, and asked me to tip back my head and look way up so that he could administer the numbing drops. He dropped two or three on my eye, and then said, “Oh, no.”

Oh, no?

He quickly set aside the bottle of drops, grabbed a couple of Kleenex and dabbed at my left eye, saying, “I’ve used the wrong drops - these ones will dilate your eye.”

Excuse me?

He then proceeded to flood my left eye with different drops, and dab them up with Kleenex, after which he said, “There, hopefully it won’t work because I’ve washed them away with numbing drops.”

Um, how much of the numbing medication did you just put in my left eye? Isn’t only one or two drops usually sufficient for numbing? Why did you use numbing drops instead of plain old artificial tears?

Then, flustered, he dropped a couple of numbing drops into my right eye, which didn’t need them at all, so I got all weirdly draggy feeling in both eyes. He put in the extra plug, then flooded my left eye again with artificial tears to try to wash away any trace of, well, anything at this point.

Perhaps not surprisingly, my left eye started to dilate a short while later. As I was driving away from the clinic, to a seminar I was attending today. Because my appointment had taken longer than usual - not because of the drops snafu, but it was just a longer wait to see the doctor today - I was late for the seminar. Which meant that I couldn’t carefully choose my seat. Which meant I got stuck facing the window. With one dilated eye. One dilated eye that stayed dilated for about four hours.

I suppose everyone’s entitled to mix things up once in a while. Goodness knows I do my fair share of it. Still, it’s rather upsetting when the person doing the mixing is a doctor, and the things being mixed are medications….

Anyways, enjoy the asian cream pie gallery!

Click the pic for a black on asian porn gallery featuring asian slut Tia Ling!

Okay guys - time for another Tia Ling interracial asian XXX gallery!!! This one features Tia Ling sucking and fucking anonymous strangers at the Glory Hole…… It’s the same people who do Ruth Blackwell, Summer Thomas, and Blacks on Blondes.

Anyways, want to know the good news? My next eye checkup isn’t for a month.

The bad news? I’m still dry! Blargh! It doesn’t help that the building the clinic is in is ventilated in such a way that my eyes dry out nearly instantly when I walk in - I mentioned this to the technician, and he told me that everyone who works there has to use drops to avoid having dry eyes.

I saw yet another doctor today, and his solution to the dry eye problem was to put little collagen plugs in my lower tear ducts…… Yuck…. This will dramatically slow down the rate at which tears and drops drain away from my eyes, which will hopefully give the tissues a chance to rehydrate properly when precious moisture is available. I must admit, I wasn’t pleased when he told me that this was what he wanted to do, but I agreed to it anyway, deferring to his expertise. He put numbing drops in my eyes - more of that weird draggy eyelid sensation - and then placed two plugs in each of my lower tear ducts. These plugs will stay in place for about three months, slowly dissolving away as time marches on. When the numbing drops wore off, I could feel a slight scratchy pokey sensation in the inner corner of my right eye, but it’s more intermittent now. I can see a little blue dot in my left lower eyelid - that’s the plugs. Not too sure why I can’t see it in my right eye, though. I guess it worked its way further down into the duct. Maybe that explains the scratchy feeling.

Worse news - next time I go in, they’re going to do a scary sounding test to evaluate my tear production. It involves inserting strips under my eyelids (!!!!!) while my eyes are numbed (more blinky blinking). Gah. I’m not looking forward to that! Not in the least… Hope it’s not going to be like Pat’s mother!

Anyways, enjoy the asian interracial gallery with black on asian porn featuring Tia Ling!

Click the pic for an XXX gallery of sexy blond Asian Lina Kina!

Okay guys, I thought this preview picture of asian pornstar Lina Kina was absolutely delicious!!! Normally I’m not a fan of blonde Asians, but Lina Kina looks hot!!!!! Even though the gallery features slightly lower quality pictures, you can get the full size, hi-def versions at Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver….

Anyways, it’s not laziness…..

Years and years ago, I was reading one of those murder mystery soap opera type novels aimed at teenagers, and there was a line describing one of the characters that read something to the effect of, Her greatest fault was her laziness. What she could do today, she would put off till next year. I remember the line because, as anyone who reads my stories of procrastination here can attest, I will also put off the put offable. I’d like to believe there’s a fine line between being a procrastinator and being lazy - I would say that the lazy person avoids doing things in favour of doing nothing, while the procrastinator avoids doing things in favour of doing other things that hold greater appeal at that particular moment. I think to myself, well, I can’t be lazy, because I don’t like being idle. Too bad for me, this distinction is probably the product of my imagination.

This morning, when I woke up, I had the intention of doing a load of laundry and some vacuuming before heading out around lunchtime for a meeting - a meeting that I absolutely do not want to attend, and am in fact unnecessary for, but feel obligated to show for out of a sense of decorum. But then I sat down in front of the computer and checked my email, and tootled around on the web for a bit, and now I don’t have enough time to finish up the laundry before I need to leave. Now it will have to wait till tomorrow afternoon, because I think after the ugly awful waste of an hour of my life meeting I’ll end up staying away from home for at least another two hours getting ready for upcoming work.

See? That can’t be laziness. Yes, I’m putting off housework, but it’s because I have to do other things.

Oh, except for putzing away the morning when I had intended to do the housework. Okay, maybe that’s laziness. Maybe. I’m not committing to that. Because I wasn’t doing nothing. So there. Until someone flat out tells me that I’ve imagined that fine line, I’m going to believe it is there!

Enjoy the hardcore blonde asian gallery from Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy asian gangbang starring dirty asian porn star, Aisha Sun!!

okay guys, time for a MMMF gallery to start the weekend off properly!
This hardcore group sex gallery features sexy Asian pornstar Aisha Sun getting gangbanged by 4 guys… It’s from the 1by-day group of sites, and completely uncensored….

Anyways, the sun is about to rise on a Saturday morning, which means I should roll myself in to bed, and slumber in comfort for a few hours……

Enjoy the Aisha Sun group sex XXX pictures!

Click the pic for a hot, naked half-asian girl posing in a bubble bath!

Okay guys, here’s a gallery featuring a half asian, half white teen with big breasts!! It’s from Bailey’s Room… Apparently Bailey’s real name is ‘Jessica’, and she worked in an Army post in Germany for a while… That’s actually kind of hot!! I’m betting a girl like Bailey, willing to pose naked on the web, probably fucked a lot of soldiers!!!

Anyways, here we are on day two of the super thick drops all day long routine.

My right eye seems to be doing better. The light sensitivity seems to have subsided, and it doesn’t seem to be as swollen as yesterday. The pinkness is fading from the white of the eye - my two eyes almost match now.

The left eye also seems to be doing better, in the sense that the vision is a bit crisper now - I’d been experiencing some fuzziness of vision due to dryness, and these uber drops seem to be doing the trick in clearing that up.

We’ll see how things develop, especially with my check up tomorrow…..

Yuck….

Enjoy the Baileys Room free gallery!