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Okay guys, here’s another set of pictures… I meant to post more, but ran out of time resizing/watermarking them!!! I’ve also included the ‘bum shot’, which can be found elsewhere on my site… I didn’t have any other ‘sexy’ photos ready!!! Now it’s too late for me to have a real post!
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Okay guys, these are *not* the pictures I’ve been promising you… This is part 1 of 2 or 3 ‘random picture posts’… I’ve posted some of these before, others I meant to post – I just never got around to clipping, resizing, filtering out private info, etc ^_^.

Some of these photos go back at least 3 years. Some are just a few weeks old!

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Okay guys, here’s another one of those ‘Japanese Sex Competition’ galleries… It’s from a site called ‘Kobe Surprise‘ – done by the same people who run Dancing Bear. Another good site you might like (if you enjoy strange japanese porn, is Zenra Movie Annex (it’s in the Deluxepass Asian section). They feature a bunch of the Soft On Demand movies. Excellent crazy Japanese porn. BTW – I HIGHLY recommend Deluxepass.

Anyways… Clickclickclick…..

Ever since I moved out of my parents’ place, I’ve been a laptop person. Now, while the integrated touch pad is a useful pointing device when one is in transit, which happens not infrequently in my life, when I’m parked at home I like to have a real mouse. For one thing, if I have some fiddly bit of work to do, attempting to use the touch pad will leave me in a froth of frustration, and my work takes way longer to get through. For another, many of the point-and-click timewaster games I enjoy simply don’t work well on the touch pad – it takes too long to navigate the cursor to your next click.

So I have a wireless mouse. I’ve had it since, oh, 2005? It’s been around these parts, working faithfully, for quite some time. It runs off AA batteries, so whenever those die out, all I have to do is pop in some new ones and we’re good to go again.

Except, for the past week, things seem different. When I click, it doesn’t seem to always register. There have been a couple of incidents where I clicked, and for some reason two clicks registered – both times I was just playing a little timewaster game, so nothing critical happened in the grand scheme of things. Still my mouse’s performance has been somewhat spotty.

I’m wondering if it’s time for me to replace this mouse… I do like new stuff….
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Okay guys, it’s been a while since I’ve posted galleries from this Asian porn site.. It’s actually a pretty good site with true Japanese models.. Not the americanized Japanese pornstars you find here like Asa Akira and London Keyes… It’s also probably the kind of pornsite most of my readers would prefer – and I’m not sure why I don’t post more of it… Oh well!!

Anyways… The sting of defeat…

A while back – in early to mid July – I bought some raffle tickets. The grand prize was a fully furnished new house. Who am I to deny myself the chance to win a house?

Now, I know the odds on these sorts of things are rather slim. I mean, you’ve got how many thousands of people buying multiple tickets? And there’s only one house to be given away? There’s just no way I would be lucky enough to win such an extravagant prize. That being said, it was one of those charity raffles, so at the time I told myself that, well, at the very least, I was donating money to a worthy cause.

Now, as I mentioned, even though I knew the odds were so very against me? The moment I dropped my little entry stubs in the box, I pictured myself winning the fantabulous prizes. Even though I hate moving with the burning heat of a thousand suns, I still pictured myself preparing my simple little meals in that gourmet kitchen, I fantasized about the massive ensuite bathroom, I imagined reclining on the comfy couch by the massive windows. I mentally inserted myself into that prize house, and got all cozy in there.

It’s now been just over a month, and I have yet to be contacted as the grand prize winner. I think that now it is safe to say that I did not win the house.

I happened upon my ticket stubs on the countertop today, realized that I needed to kiss all those lofty visions of myself goodbye, and unceremoniously threw them away.

And then consoled myself for my loss – because with all the daydreaming, it now truly felt like a loss, silly as that is – with a couple of my coveted Jelly Belly jelly beans.

You know, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down and all…

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Okay guys, these XXX pictures are again of a rather dubious tattoo choice. I’m not sure why Coco Velvet would choose to tattoo her neck like that… I didn’t actually notice it when I picked out the gallery – and didn’t choose it because of the tattooed nipple pictures I posted 2 days ago… It was just a random Asian XXX gallery

Anyways… Smudgy smudgy….

I’ve considered purchasing a biometric lock for my front door off and on for a while now – the sort where you program the thing to recognize your fingerprint, so rather than carry around a key, all you need to do is scan your finger whenever you want to unlock the door. Very spiffy sounding.

The only hiccup is, I often have some trouble with fingerprint scanners. They seem to not like me much. I suspect the problem is that the pads of my fingers are sort of smooth, so that the grooves of my prints are rather shallow, which means that when one of these scanning devices goes to capture an image, it gets a rather smudgy grubby one, which makes recognizing that print again later a bit of a crap shoot. I’d hate to be trapped outside my home one day, trying endlessly to get the door to grant me entrance by repeatedly swiping my finger, only to be rudely denied time after time, sobbing in frustration while the neighbours edge past me, hoping to avoid being noticed.

Maybe carrying a key isn’t such a bad thing after all.

I always worry about losing my key somewhere, and that worry would simply go away if I got the biometric lock. Of course, I was sharing this possibility with my father one day, and he snorted and said, Sure, but then if a thief wants into your place, he doesn’t need to find a key, he just needs to chop off your finger!

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Okay guys, this Asian hottie is named Myla Montez. And she’s not really a hottie. She’s attractive, and like most Asians, she has a really big head… But, she does XXX and she’s kind of nasty…. She’s part of the Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver network of sites.

Anyways… Die with a T indeed…

I decided to give myself a little treat today, and after visits to two banks running errands, I drove through a McDonalds’ for my cheapo treat: Cinnamon Melts and a large Coke.

I placed my order: “I’d like a Cinnamon Melts and a large Coke, please.”

I pulled up to the first window and paid.

I pulled up to the second window and retrieved my goodies.

I drove home.

I ate some Cinnamon Melt, happy with the nomminess, and took a sip of my Coke. Odd, I thought. It tastes different today. Must be a slightly off club soda to syrup mix.

I ate some more, drank a bit more. It still tasted funny.

I finished my Cinnamon Melts, drank some more. Still weird.

I finally looked at the lid, and noticed that the little pop-up button by the D was depressed, indicating that this was a great big Diet Coke. Yech, no wonder I thought it tasted weird! Do. Not. Like. Diet. Pop. Urk.

I checked the receipt taped to my takeout bag. Sure enough, the guy taking my order had entered in Diet Coke for my order, so it’s not the case that I just had the bad fortune of being handed someone else’s pop. I wonder why he thought I wanted Diet? The only part of what I said in placing the order that could remotely have been heard as Diet was I’d like a, but that was at the very beginning, which would have made my order Diet Cinnamon Melts and a large Coke, please, which makes absolutely no sense.

So there I sat, with a blurky large Diet Coke, and two options – drink it or pitch it. It only cost me a dollar, so it totally wasn’t worth getting back in the car and driving back there to complain and get the pop that I actually wanted. I settled on drinking it anyway. After all, I did spend an whole dollar on it, so I was going to drink my pop, darnitall!

As it turned out, this was a mistake. As I reached the two-thirds mark on the drink, I began to feel some uneasiness in my tummy. The uneasiness developed into an uncomfortably sore tummy that lasted for about an hour. It would seem that my body does not like aspartame, or one of the other interesting compounds they use to make a sweetened beverage that miraculously does not contain calories.

Now I know better. Avoid diet pop. Always. Full stop.

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Okay guys, here’s that perfect naked Japanese girl from Met-Art! Mariko is one Asian teen that I’d love to see hardcore XXX pictures of… Sadly, I don’t think we ever will – or, if we do see hardcore pictures, it’ll be 3-4 years down the road, after she’s popped a kid and ruined her flat abs!!! Mariko from met-art is a goddess… My link gives you a trial discount to met-art….

Anyways…. Brain juice….

I was slogging away today, trying to get some work done, and my brain was being uncharacteristically sticky about it, refusing to let me focus in on something workable, drifting off to either unrelated topics, or problems that I’m not yet in a position to work out. This is a very frustrating position to be in.

I decided that I might be in need of a bit of a boost, so I poured myself a nice glass of the life elixir itself, Coca-Cola.

I had some, I let my brain continue its irrelevant freak out a while longer, and then things started to crystallize a bit. Not useful thoughts about those problems I can’t yet work out, but the things I was actually wanting to work on suddenly started falling into place, and wouldn’t you know it, I actually got stuff done.

Clearly, I am on to something here, and should no longer think twice about jump starting myself with the good stuff.

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Okay guys, here’s one of the galleries I grabbed a long time ago… It stars three hot Asians fucking a lucky man. One of the Asians is blond, one of the hardcore Asians is heavily Tattooed, and one of the Asians is just right… Okay, so it’s not the story of goldilocks – but it is a porn gallery from Fuck Team Five – which usually features a couple of girls running around trying to seduce and have sex with guys on the street. Normal, everyday, non-porn actors…

Anyways…. The Piglet complex….
I have never ever been horseback riding.

In the not-too-distant past, horses were a major means of transportation. Young girls dream of horses – I’m not sure why this is, but pretty well every girl has had some soft-focus vision of herself trotting daintily through a flower-filled meadow atop either a pony or a horse. Maybe there are flowers woven into the horse’s mane, or adorning the bridle and reins. Or maybe it’s some phallic power thing… ‘beast between the legs’…

I admit, I’m no stranger to these sorts of daydreams, and I rather think I’d like to try horseback riding, just once. I feel I might rather enjoy it, being up so high, able to travel much greater distances than I could on foot with significantly more ease.

Probably, though, if I were to get that close to a horse in real life, I’d be out of my mind with fear.

Because horses are rather large animals.

And standing next to a fully-grown horse, I would feel rather small. And rather unsafe.

I mean, what if that horse decides I look like a rather tasty snack?
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Can you tell me who this hot Asian Model is? I think she might be someone famous….

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Okay guys, Winston suggested that I post some Canada Day Patriotic porn…. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to really find any!! I was hoping for a naked girl wrapped in a Canadian Flag… My quick search revealed nothing. The best I could do is a Canadian lesbian threesome featuring an amateur asian amongst others… It’s from Amateur Canada.. You might want to check AdultAccess.ca to access all the Canadian porn websites managed by these people!

Anyways… I enjoy the warmer weather summer brings – it’s nice to have a change of seasons, to have some time where the clothes you wore all winter can be tucked away out of sight and replaced with the things that you tucked away in the fall. It’s like getting a brand new wardrobe twice a year, without having to spend buckets of money and loads of time shopping.

The warmth of summer brings out my warm weather clothes, but it also makes me not want to cook. I mean, really not want to cook. When the sun heats my living space up, the last thing I want to do is turn on the oven, or stand in front of the stove. While part of me would love to just live off takeout for the duration of the summer, the part of me that thinks a bit more logically and responsibly tells me that this is not an appropriate meal plan.

I think the solution may be salads.

Big salads. With some focaccia bread on the side, with olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette for dipping. Last night I made up some quinoa and avocado salad – baby spinach, tomato, a wee bit of red onion, quinoa, and avocado, all tossed in a lemon and olive oil dressing. I had a biggish portion, with some bread on the side, and after the meal I felt satisfied – not wondering where my main course was. True, I have to run the stove to cook the quinoa for this, but I don’t have to stand there in the heat attending to it – unlike, say, a stir fry.

This could work. Granted, I can’t have the same salad everyday – I really like this salad, but having it everyday would probably foster a deep burning hatred for all that is wonderful about it – but the idea has merit. Toss a few actual cooked meals in here and there, when the glorious summer sun doesn’t suck out the few culinary inclinations I have, and I could have a very healthy caloric intake this summer.

Of course, I’ll still treat myself to takeout here and there. It’s all about balance, doncha know.

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