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Anyways, is it nature or nurture?

Think there’s such a thing as a packrat gene?

My paternal grandmother is a packrat extraordinaire. Everything gets saved for future usage, no matter how useless the item might seem to the casual observer. Empty cracker boxes? Wonderful little storage bins. Old phone books? Fantastic place to stash some emergency cash. Admittedly, my grandmother is a bit of an extreme case - before leaving her home for an assisted care living facility, she had complete sets of dinnerware and flatware and a wardrobe’s worth of clothing, all unused, brand new in their packaging, because she didn’t see a need to replace the old stuff yet, but didn’t want to give up the new stuff, so she stashed it.

My father, while lamenting my grandmother’s, erm, skills, also shows signs of having some serious packrat skills. My mother has to do a fair bit of talking to convince him to throw things away, be they clothes, utensils, whatever.

And me? I think I may have some packrat tendencies too. After years of ensuring that I always have contact lens solution and extra lenses on hand, now that I no longer require either, I still can’t bring myself to throw away what I have. Even if my eyes regress and I end up needing corrective lenses again, it won’t be the same prescription as what I had before I got my eyes fixed. Plus, with the reshaping of the cornea, chances are excellent that I wouldn’t be able to wear the same contacts that I wore before. So, really, my stash of spare lenses is really, really useless.

And yet, I’m not discarding them… unlike the cases!!!

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Anyways, over the years that I’ve been a contact lens wearer, I’ve collected a fair number of lens cases. Every time I buy a new package of lens solution - two bottles - I get a new lens case to go with them. So I change pretty frequently, but I can never seem to bring myself to throw the old one away - I think to myself, but what if something goes wrong with the new one, and then what? So I keep it. And then, a few months later, I get another new one, and I keep the former new one, but I still don’t throw away the old one. So you see how the collection builds over time.

Today, as I was cleaning my bathroom, I went to pick up these containers to move them so I could clean the countertop, and thought to myself, wait a minute. I don’t need these anymore. Ever again. I can just throw these away.

Sadly, I hesitated a moment. Do I really want to throw these out? I’d never be able to get them back should the need for them arise.

Fortunately, I quickly came to my senses and promptly tossed them all in the bin. After all, I’ll never need them again. Never never!!!!

The countertop looks really clutter free now….

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Anyways, I am highly entertained and amused by this little cartoon I stumbled upon….

I think part of what I find so amusing is the recognition that I am that cat - I must admit, with a small degree of shame and a surprising degree of bizarre pride, that I have engaged in every single form of behaviour exhibited by this cat. Not in the sense of, oh yes, I’ve been very persistent in trying to get someone’s attention. I mean I’ve done what that cat does in a very literal way - I’ll plunk myself down next to someone and make random noises until that person is forced to pay attention to me. I’ve been known to engage in mild mischief making to get attention. I’ll stick my head in front of yours to block your view of whatever. I’ll move potentially distracting things out of your reach, and then be an obstruction to your retrieving them. I don’t think I’ve done them all together like this cat does, but it’s probably been pretty close. I showed this animation to someone near and dear to me, and he said he could really relate to the cat owner.

Yet more evidence that I must have been a cat in a past life. If you believe in that sort of thing!!!

Bring on the pussy comments… ^_^

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Anyways, here’s an ocular update, and then some!!

The brattiness of my right eye is subsiding, thanks to the heightened dosage of medicated drops. I’m now to continue with the hourly drops for today, then switch to every two hours for the weekend. I’m also to continue with the antibiotic drops in the bratty eye three times a day until my next checkup, which is set for Monday afternoon. I’m also experiencing some dryness in both eyes, so I’m supposed to be more rigorous with the artificial tears. Otherwise, things are good in the vision department.

In other news, have you noticed today’s date? Today is the release of the iPhone in Canada. Did I get up bright and early to see if I could get myself one? Yes - I made some phone calls yesterday to ensure that the store I went to did indeed have 16 GB iPhones, and to verify their opening time. I was there about half an hour before opening this morning, and obediently got in line. I had some knitting with me. Did I actually get my iPhone? No. I was misled a little when I called yesterday - when I asked if they had any 16 GB units, I was told, “Yes, we have some, but very few - we have many more of the 8 GB units.” I asked if “very few” meant fewer than five. The answer was yes.

Now, when someone tells you that they have “some”, this means “more than one”, doesn’t it? That’s the interpretation I got. It turned out to be wrong in this instance. Here, “some” had been used to mean “one”, but even that wasn’t really appropriate, because some lucky soul had been able to stake a claim on that unit by paying a deposit ahead of time. When I had been phoning around last week asking if it was possible to do such a thing, or if there were waiting lists or anything, I was told no. There was apparently a small window this week where the answer was yes. Oh well.

I’m on a waiting list now, and have been assured that more units will be arriving relatively promptly - they expect the next batch to come in on Wednesday. I’ve been waiting over a year - a few more days won’t kill me. Besides, I made sure to tell them that I would be a new Rogers customer, in the hopes that this would give me priority over existing Rogers customers looking to upgrade their phones. I’m hopeful!!!!!

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Anyways, I really like lounging in bed. It’s so comfy. That being said, I don’t lounge around in bed all day, even if I have nothing on my agenda for a given day. This is because I have a few hangups about bed.

For one thing, one must not be clothed in bed. That doesn’t mean bed is for nekkidness, that means that whatever clothes would be deemed appropriate for wear in public places are not, by my account, appropriate for wearing into bed. So if you’re about to crawl under the covers with your street clothes on and I see you, you’ll hear one of those sharp intakes of breath giving away my disapproval. Bed is for pyjamas. Full stop.

Shoes are not permitted anywhere near the bed. It weirds me out every single time when watching someone play Grand Theft Auto IV, where to save your game you essentially have your character, Niko Bellic, take a six hour nap. Niko eases himself onto the bed, fully clothed, shoes still on, and just crashes out like that. Ugh. It’s easier to take in the earlier stages, where his bed is a dirty, ratty hideabed in a divey apartment. As you progress in the game, though, you gain access to better lodgings, with nice looking clean beds with beautiful white accent throws on the foot edge of the bed, and there he goes sullying them with his gross mucked up boots. No respect for the bed linens.

I also vastly prefer a made up bed to an unmade bed. I prefer it so much that I spend about five minutes each and every weekday morning to rearrange the sheets and blankets on my bed, and fluff the pillow, and get it all tidy and neat looking again, and not like it does when I wake up after acting out dreams where I’m running and jumping on some wild adventure. Why only weekdays? Because on weekends I’m lazy. Okay, fine, I’m always lazy, but on weekends I’m exceptionally lazy, so the bed just goes unmade. But really, nothing beats that sensation of sliding into a made up bed. It’s one of the things that makes hotel stays particularly enjoyable - your bed is perfectly made up for you. Of course, the satisfaction gained from crawling into the bed varies with the niceness of the hotel - hotels with comfortable beds with nice bed linens offer greater satisfaction than do hotels with lumpy spring-riddled mattresses and sketchy looking, scratchy bed linens… I’m not a fan of stains either…

But seriously. Make your bed. See the difference for yourself!!

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I’m actually kind of intrigued by Pamela Spice… Is she American? Or is she a cheap Venezuelan prostitute that was ‘borrowed’ for a week, produced 100+ sets of pictures, and then returned to the streets to offer $5 blowjobs???

Pamela Spice’s skin looks to be pretty healthy, and she has braces (porn teen with braces…. high on the fetish list!!) which indicates that there is SOME money in her family…

I guess for all we know, Pamela Spice is the daughter of a Columbian drug lord…. ^_^

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Maybe I’m just hungry??? Anyways, I’ve been making some efforts to expand my cooking repertoire. As a result, I have a few dishes that I make pretty well now - I make a really nice lasagna, a pretty good bolognese-style sauce, quite decent butter chicken, rather tasty chili that also makes a great frito pie, an appealing baked fish, a good beef curry, and a nice little szechuan style stir fry. I also make a nice teriyaki stir fry, but it’s sort of cheating because the sauce comes straight out of a bottle. Combined with various sandwiches, I can go two or three weeks without repeating a meal. There’s also a decent amount of variety that can be had by cycling through these meals.

Which is all well and good, until I go out for dinner. I discovered this problem last night. I enjoy eating out, as it’s an opportunity for me to enjoy meals that I wouldn’t normally have at home. The problem? The dishes at this restaurant that were interesting and appealing to me were also dishes that I can and do prepare at home. They had a butter chicken dish, but, not to brag or anything, mine is better than most restaurant ones I’ve tried, except for the butter chicken at Le Taj, which is just amazing. ^_^ They had some neat stir fry dishes, but again, I can and do make stir fry at home, and when I make it I only get vegetables I like, cut into the sizes I like. They had some fish dishes, but I can do fish at home too. I ended up ordering a spiced blackened basa fillet, served over rice with seasonal vegetables, which ended up being exactly five green beans. It was tasty. But it wasn’t as special as I typically expect from eating out.

I suppose this is a good thing - it’s probably more budget conscious for me to eat at home. It’s also sad though - I like eating out, but being able to make good food at home is taking the fun out of it. And I’m not even a really good cook - just moderately competent. No wonder the restaurant business is tough.

That being said, I think it’s getting to be time for me to browse through my cookbooks to look for a new dish to try. ^_^

Aren’t you proud of me???

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Anyways, I know that this isn’t riveting, but I finally bought some new hangers today. Some regular white plastic ones for tops, some heavy duty white plastic ones for light coats, and a couple of no-slip ones for dressy pants.

With all the online clothing and outerwear purchasing that I’ve been doing lately, I ran out of hangers! (And closet space, but we won’t talk about that!!!) For a while I had extras floating around, then I had exactly enough, but I didn’t stop shopping at that lovely equilibrium point, so I ended up with too few. That has since been remedied - I now have extras floating around again. ^_^

So that means that I can continue madly shopping, right? ^_^ Sadly, I strongly suspect that my credit cards say no….

Still, online shopping is the best!!!

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I changed the bed linens on Monday. Let me tell you, there is nothing quite like climbing into a bed made up with fresh bed linens - everything feels so clean and smells so fresh. ^_^ Not that I leave bed linens on the bed until they’re filthy and disgusting or anything. The clean ones are just, well, clean! It makes the bed seem extra cozy and inviting. It probably helps that when I change the sheets, I can readjust the memory foam top layer that has a tendency to slide to one side and slump over the edge of the mattress (no jokes about sexual antics ^_^). So now the bed doesn’t look so misshapen anymore!

I suspect that the quality of the bedsheets is one of the things that sets mediocre hotels apart from nice hotels. A hotel bed made up with nice, clean, crisp cotton sheets with a higher thread count is going to seem much nicer than a bed made up with cheap polyester cotton blend sheets that don’t fit the mattress properly and sag in random places. When I think back to the nicer hotels I’ve had a chance to stay in, the thing that stands out in my mind first is the bed and all its wonderful coziness. ^_^

I kind of want to buy a Grand Hyatt bed! ^_^

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Anyways, don’t you just hate it when you’re plodding along merrily through life, and then you realize that some books you’ve borrowed from the library were due a couple of days ago?

Ahem. I now owe $3.10 in overdue fines….

Think of all the stuff I could have had for $3.10! I could have bought myself a nice little treat - a fancy cupcake or pastry from a bakery. Or a fancy hot chocolate from a trendy coffee place. Or two hot chocolates from Tim Horton’s. ^_^

But no. I’m not going to get anything for my $3.10. Harumph….

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