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Anyways… Decreased tolerance…
For a period of about two years, I only cut my hair once a year. Meaning my bangs would routinely grow to the point that they weren’t really bangs anymore.

I remember being okay throughout that growth process, but I’m wondering if I’ve mentally blocked something out, or if I’ve just gotten fussier recently, because right now? My bangs are driving me bonkers.

They’re too short to tuck behind my ear. They’re too long to wear as bangs proper. They look good if I sweep them off to the side, but they’re so long that they’re too heavy to just stay swept off – I move my head, and down they come, obstructing my view and tickling the side of my nose, making it itch like crazy.

I still want to put off my next haircut.

I need to do something about my bangs.

I’m pretty sure cutting them myself is not the appropriate solution – I’ve been known to cut them crookedly and horribly in the past.

Maybe it’s time to dig in my drawer and see if I have any old clips kicking about.

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Anyways… Dil-whuh?
I enjoy the comic strip Dilbert, brought to newspapers everywhere – and now, the interwebs – by Scott Adams.

Granted, my father enjoys it more – my father whose education would make him similar to a mechanical engineer here, who enjoys fiddling with computers in his spare time, leading his career eventually to IT consulting. Yeah, I think he relates to Dilbert the engineer a lot. I wonder who he would say is the Dogbert of his life?

Anyway, I haven’t actually seen a Dilbert strip in ages – haven’t had access to newspaper on a regular/subscription basis since leaving the nest, as it were. Yes, I could probably find them online, but, um, I just haven’t. I was, however, aware that there once was a cartoon TV show based on the comic.

It didn’t last very long. Yet the comic itself is still running. I decided it might be worth investigating the TV show.

So at this point, I’ve watched a few episodes – the first three or four?

And? It’s okay. It’s not particularly good, which is probably why it didn’t last. But it is fairly lighthearted, with some funny dialogue tossed around in there. I’ll watch it in its entirety.

I noticed, after watching the first episode, that Daniel Stern appears in the credits, and realized right away that he was the voice of Dilbert.

So Kevin Arnold grows up to be Dilbert, does he?

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Anyways… I must be a princess…

And there must be a pea that has wormed its way into my bed.

I’m still having issues sleeping through the night. I wake up – usually somewhere between 2 and 3 AM. There have been a couple more instances of me lying awake for at least an hour, unable to get back to sleep, but only one involved me being agonizingly uncomfortable. Mostly, it seems I wake up, experience some unhappiness at being awake long before I want to be awake, toss and turn for somewhere between five and fifteen minutes, and then I’m out again. Generally, I only wake up once a night, but there have been nights of multiple awakenings.

I don’t know what it is that’s waking me up, and I acknowledge that it could very well be something way beyond my control – noises produced by neighbours, nighttime winds whipping past my bedroom window, discomfort caused by difficulties with temperature regulation.

And yet? I keep having the same thought over and over again. It must be time to get a new bed.

I wonder if I’ll be a victim of my poor impulse control and have bought a new bed by the end of the weekend.

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Anyways… The Disney bias…

I’ve seen probably more than my fair share of Disney movies throughout my life. My introduction to many a fairy tale or legendary story has been through Disney movies. It is perhaps not surprising that Robin Hood is among those childhood classics. Ooh-de-lally, ooh-de-lally, golly what a day!

Now, I know that the story of Robin Hood is really about humans – the Disney version features all sorts of creatures from the animal kingdom because, well, it’s cuter that way. Like in the jailbreak scene where the family of raccoons is scootling along in their stripey prison duds, which match perfectly with their stripey tails and the wee mask markings on their faces, and they’re hauling sacks of loot to boot! Or the bunny children in their adorable little items of clothing, though, like pretty well all Disney males, the boys need only shirts, and not pants, which is exactly the sort of attire that would never be appropriate in public for human males.

Having all the characters portrayed by different animals allowed for another level of interpretation of each of the characters. Robin Hood was oh-so-clever, and so he was a fox; Little John was strong and fierce, so he was a bear; Prince John was a sniveling coward, so he was a lion without its mane; King Richard was a brave noble lion, and thus he had an impressive full mane. Perhaps I’m reading too much into it, but then again, I’m the sort of person who tends to miss these sorts of things, so probably I’m not imagining it, and it’s painfully obvious to everyone else on the planet.

In any event, now, even as an adult, every time I hear the name Robin Hood, I think of a fox in a green tunic, with a great big brown bear in a darker green tunic as his sidekick. I know these are not the actual characters of the legends and stories.

Yet, when I went to see Robin Hood in theatres today (yesterday?), throughout the movie, something felt not quite right, a bit off. Don’t get me wrong – it’s not that I didn’t enjoy the movie. It just seemed wrong somehow.

I have a sneaking suspicion that my brain refused to accept this version of the story because it did not feature animals who on occasion burst into song.

I’m not sure how I feel about that….

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I like brown rice.

I mean, I really like it. I made stir fry tonight, and there was no hesitation when it came to deciding whether to make white or brown rice. Actually, I don’t think I even considered the possibility of making white rice. Brown all the way. I don’t know what I’m going to do with what’s left of my white rice.

Brown rice is more flavourful. Brown rice has a more engaging texture – by which I mean it’s firmer, but not tough or chewy. Brown rice actually makes a contribution to the taste of your dish, unlike white rice, which is there to add substance, but nothing more. Don’t get me wrong – I don’t find white rice bland. I just find its flavour to be too subtle to survive the addition of others. Brown rice lends a complementing flavour, while white rice just tries to stay out of the way.

As an added bonus, brown rice has more nutritional value to boot.

As I was putting the bag of rice away after having measured out what I needed, I happened to glimpse some of the promotional fodder that was printed on the back of the bag, touting the nutritional benefits of brown rice over white. Which is when I spied the words, Many seniors are now choosing brown rice instead of white…

I stopped reading at that point, because it was time to put the bag away, and I had a feeling that the blurb was going to tell me the reasons for seniors making this choice in their rice, and I didn’t really want the fine details of that reasoning, because I suspect it has something to do with fibre content.

I have some concerns about that company’s marketing department. I’m really not sure the best way to sell a product to people from a wide demographic range is to tout the product as something of a Seniors’ Choice.

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Anyways… Donut or doughnut?

I really like donuts.

I’m a bit unsure about the spelling conventions though – I’ve always seen the word written as donut in donut shops, like Tim Horton’s, yet I’ve read the alternate doughnut in some texts. Is it another American spelling vs. British spelling thing? Canada generally seems to be pretty loyal to British spelling, though. Perhaps the apparent preference for donut is something of an anomaly then.

In any event, however you want to spell the word, I am a big fan of what it refers to. Unless you toss nuts into the dough, then no thanks. And certainly, like any other person on the planet, I do not like all members of the donut family equally. I’ve actually been taking a bit of flak for my donut preferences lately – all good-natured ribbing, I’m pretty sure, but still, there has been some mocking aimed in my very specific direction.

Why? Because when you get right down to it, my tastes in donuts run to the simpler varieties. A plain honey glazed donut is always fantastic. A plain donut with the ring of chocolate frosting on top makes me smile a big wide smile. Those donuts with the vanilla frosting and various candy sprinkles tossed on top are always welcome. As are long johns – the long, rectangular donuts with the layer of frosting on top, sometimes with sprinkles.

That’s not to say that I don’t like the fancier varieties – the powdered jelly donuts, the fritters, the various cream-filled varieties, the chocolate cake ones. They’re all good, but if I’m not in the right mood, I won’t want to eat them. The same is not true of the simpler ones – they’re always good.

I still think the very best donuts are the plain original glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, still warm, right out of their donut making machine. You can get pretty close by microwaving the donuts later, but fresh off the line is extra special.

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Anyways… Fishy fishy fish fish…

When I went grocery shopping on Tuesday, a little voice in my head said, Hey! You should buy some fish for dinner this week. It’s good for you. And I thought in reply, Okay, I like fish. So I bought some frozen salmon and some fresh red snapper.

The snapper got eaten last night – I followed a recipe from one of the many cookbooks I’ve received as a gift. I cooked up some onion and red pepper in olive oil, then mixed them with some spinach so that the spinach wilted. Then, in the same pan, I pan fried the snapper. When it was done, I laid it on top of the veggie mix, then heated up some balsamic vinegar and honey to make a sauce for the fish. It was tasty.

But, the thing about cooking fish and enjoying fish is that fish smells. When you’re smelling the cooked fish, and about to eat it, it smells good. A few hours later, though, that fish smell takes on an ugly edge to it.

And it is a persistent sort of smell.

I took the garbage out last night, before going to bed, thinking I was ridding myself of the fish smell. Nope. It lingered. I had lit a candle while the fish was cooking, but it wasn’t powerful enough. Today, I opened windows and turned on the hood fan on the stove and relit that candle, and I thought after about half an hour things were good. Nope. Went outside for a bit, came back in and was greeted by a wall of fish smell.

When dinnertime rolled around, I thought perhaps I could finally rid myself of the fish smell by adding more fish smell, but taking better smell preventing measures. I cooked up that frozen salmon, with the candle lit and the stove hood fan going pretty well the whole time it was in the oven.

And? Well, I don’t smell fish anymore.

But I might be used to it. We’ll see how I feel about things in the morning.

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Anyways… Small things…

Today, I did a good deed for a stranger. As I was leaving the grocery store, I noticed a packet of toilet paper on the ground in the parking lot. Obviously, it had fallen out of someone’s cart as they pushed their purchases to their car. I was hauling my own groceries – not a huge amount, so I didn’t have a cart, but I had two full reusable bags with me, which I tend to load up more than the flimsy plastic ones, so it was a fair-sized amount. I looked at the toilet paper, then looked around. There was only one possibility for the toilet paper’s owner – a woman about halfway down the lot, past where my car was parked, who was unloading her cart into the back of her vehicle. I could see that she had a few more packets of the same brand of toilet paper – two in her cart, and one underneath on those bars. Instead of leaving the packet on the ground, letting her discover that she was missing one, and then backtracking through the lot to collect it, I picked it up, which was more than a little awkward since I was loaded down with my own groceries, and walked it over to her. She thanked me. I walked back to my car and went home.

I didn’t do it because I expected her to do something for me in return – she’s a total stranger, I highly doubt I’ll ever see her again in my life, and if I do? I wouldn’t recognize her. I didn’t do it because it would make me feel like some sort of benevolent force – it was just a packet of toilet paper. Probably she forgot all about it five minutes later. It just seemed like the right thing to do.

Now I wonder, though – in a big, anonymous city, how many people would have just left that packet there on the ground? And why did she need so much toilet paper??

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Anyways, who wears short shorts?

Not me. Well, not very often, at any rate. This is Canada, after all – shorts wearing season is lamentably, well, short.

So it is perhaps not surprising that the last time I bought new shorts was, well. A very long time ago. Several years. I had one pair in black, and one pair in khaki. They’ve held up decently over the years, but they are clearly not recent acquisitions. For starters, the black pair has faded in the wash, and they’re a sort of bizarre murky dark blue now. The khaki ones have not done weird things colour-wise, but one of the back pockets has lost a button – I was getting into the car one day and saw a button on the seat, picked it up, took it in the house, and figured out where it came from about two months later. In my defense, I didn’t think about it for very long, or all that carefully.

I’d be okay being mostly shortless, except that there is a shorts wearing season, even if it is not that long, and I’ve also developed a taste for taking vacations in warmer climates, where the shorts wearing season is, um, longer. And the thought of wearing those old beat up looking ones makes me cringe.

So I’ve gone ahead and ordered some new ones. Don’t look at me like that – Victoria’s Secret has a sale on, so they were only $20 USD each pair. I got two. They might both be khaki coloured. Don’t you judge me.

I might have also ordered a couple of sundresses, since these were on sale for $25 USD each. And I might have tossed a new bikini in there – $22 USD.

Okay, I guess now you can judge me a little bit.

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Anyways… Amateur photography….

When I was about eight or nine, I became keenly interested in photography. My parents, being the encouraging sort, bought me a (cheap, intended for young amateur photographers) 35 mm SLR camera for my birthday one year, and I went bonkers taking pictures. I remember blasting through an entire roll of film – 24 exposures – in the garden out back one day, just taking shots of flowers, and trees, and at one point I fetched an old basket of artificial flowers leftover from a stint as a flower girl, and spent some time trying to create artsy shots of the flower basket nestled in the grass near the actual living flowers.

I remember feeling this strong desire to capture moments on film so that they could be looked back on as fond memories. My parents have a pretty extensive collection of photos from their early years together and my infancy and early childhood – apparently my father got hit with the same photo documentation bug that got me – and we would spend hours together in the evenings, just going through the photo albums, with me asking questions about the events in the photos, and laughing at the ones of me as a toddler making, well, toddler faces.

While my parents were less pleased with the rate at which I went through film – processing all that film was an unexpected expense in their budget, and some of the rolls held few worthwhile pictures – they continued to encourage my interest. When I tired of the bulk of the SLR camera, they bought me a slim, portable 110 film camera. When I grew frustrated with the image quality I was getting from the 110, they picked up a 35 mm point-and-shoot type camera for me.

By this time, I was in high school. As I moved on to university, my interest in photography waned – I no longer felt the same urgent need to photo document everything. Even though digital cameras took all the guesswork out of the picture taking process – you see right away whether your shot turned out or not – I no longer felt I needed to take a camera with me everywhere. Yes, every once in a while I’ll snap a little photo using the 2 megapixel camera in my iPhone, but that’s about it. You maybe noticed how few ‘selfpics’ I’ve posted….

Today, thinking back to my fond memories of looking through old pictures, I find myself wondering. If I started randomly taking pictures of things and storing them in albums on my computer, would the urge to photo document my life come back? Is it even possible to make something like that come back? The photo quality one can get with a digital SLR camera these days is pretty phenomenal, and there’s absolutely no worry about film wastage, since there’s no film.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm+

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