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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a gorgeous teen sticking a sex toy in both her pussy and her ass!!

Okay guys, here’s another hot gallery of a sexy teen simulating double penetration with sex toys!! It kind of makes me wonder if Craving Carmen has had a dp in real life! Even if she hasn’t, this girl looks like she’s enough of a freak in the bedroom for most of you to fall in love instantly!! Craving Carmen has a bunch of sexy vids on her site… Enjoy the pics of her with a dildo in her pussy and her ass!

Anyways, I have played enough Rock Band that I have realized something that I probably should have figured out a long time ago or should have had some intuition about.

Playing is harder when I’m tired.

Yes, this seems like something very straightforward and not hard to figure out. Yet, I played my way through the Endless Setlist - that’s all 58 songs that come with the original Rock Band game, in a row, no breaks - and it was all fine. Well, I was feeling a bit buggy by the end, and when I looked away from the TV objects appeared to be scrolling upwards a bit. Normal, right?

Tonight, though, I had me some Rock Band time a wee bit later in the evening than usual. And songs that I normally can just breeze through on Expert with a flawless or near flawless result? I limped along. My timing was off. My fingers kept getting lost on the fret buttons. Chords? I don’t think so.

Does that mean that I’m going to accept that I’m tired and should go to bed and get a good night’s sleep and not continue playing?

Now what do you think?

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Anyways, I’m back to Rock Band.. Enjoy the Craving Carmen porn!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of some clothed females laughing at a little penis!!

Okay guys, along the ’stripper’ line of galleries comes another new CFNM site… Now this CFNM site isn’t a true ‘male stripper site’ like loverboys, or Partyhardcore… Instead of focuses purely on male fantasies of being naked surrounded by clothed females - who hopefully, over time, will become unclothed…. Let me know if I interpreted it wrong! CFNMSecret is by the same guys who do Cumfiesta, Moneytalks, and Realitykings - check RealityKings for all the websites you get access to after buying a login to CFNMSecret!

Anyways, my inner five year old is very loud. She makes her opinions known. Loudly. And to deny her something is a tricky, dangerous game.

I told myself yesterday, quite firmly, that tomorrow I would take a couple of steps to get the ball rolling on my latest work gambit. With some help, I retrieved some files I need. Today, I handled some other things, still work-related but completely unrelated to the big soul-crushing-yet-I-know-it-will-ultimately-be-tremendously-fulfilling project so that I would not have other workly distractions taking my attentions away from forcing some progress on The Crusher.

At present, though, knowing what I had planned to do tomorrow?

I’m frantically searching for other ways to make progress on The Crusher, so that the wailing child in my head will be satisfied and stop her infernal racket.

For whatever insane, inane reason, I really really don’t want to do what I had originally planned to do. I think I’ve found a way to make a wee bit of probably insignificant progress tomorrow without actually doing what I thought I would. Instead of heading straight from one workplace to another, I’m going to do this little wee bit of legwork I’ve found for myself. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not busy work, and it’s quite crucial to the whole thing turning out, so it’s good that I will do it. Then I will head home, and have a nice lunch of leftover Indian takeout. I will figure out my meal plans for the next few nights, and make a trip to the grocery store for supplies. I will then return home and properly stow it all.

After all, the week’s not over yet. Maybe I’ll get that other stuff done on Friday. Yes. Maybe.

Now look the other way - I suspect the stash of dark chocolate in the pantry will please the demon child. Temporarily, at least….

Enjoy the CFNM Secret gallery!

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Click the pic for a hot gallery of a cute and young Asian teenager having sex with a disgusting guy!

Okay guys, I only ’sort of’ apologize for this nasty, disgusting xxx gallery from ‘The Minion‘…. I think the asian teen model featured in it makes up for the ugly troll fucking her!! I’m 80% sure that the young asian porn model is Tia Tanaka….. But too tired to check the tattoo… Now, I’m also not sure about the timeline… Is this recent (since The Minion is new), or is this an old gallery that they shot several years ago, preparing for a big launch?? Anyways, the same guys do an interracial gangbang site (without the ugly guys) called Blacks On Blondes…

Anyways, I have a big project that I’ve been working on for some time now. This project needs to be completed. As soon as possible. I know this. I lose sleep over this. Well, not really, but that’s because I’m pretty sure that not even large doses of caffeine and other assorted stimulants could make me lose sleep. So yes, I sleep just fine. But I do worry about it.

I know exactly what I need to do to make this project be finished too. I’ve already done all the planning work. I just need to make it happen.

So why is it that whenever I start pointing myself towards actually working on this, the world goes all black and fuzzy around the edges and I’m overcome with a powerful urge to just play video games and knit and gorge myself on junk food until clarity is restored?

The worst bit is, I know that once I actually get going, I will be fine with it. Well, part of my will be crying over the fact that I’m losing weekends and evenings to work, but the work itself will feel rewarding. Like progress. I’m just having some bizarre issue overcoming inertia to get this phase started. And then I look at the calendar, and realize how much time has marched by and how much I haven’t accomplished in that time, and next thing you know I’m cowering under my blanket knitting furiously while consuming alarming quantities of non-nutritional foodstuffs.

Pass me the chocolate covered cherries. And that merino sock yarn. And disavow all knowledge of my whereabouts for the next few days, please….

I hope YOU don’t lose sleep from the ugly guy porn gallery

Click the pic for a hot xxx gallery of tight teen Ashli Orion hardcore!

Okay guys, I’m presenting yet another new site. This one is called “Ice Cream Bang Bang“, and presents the fantasy of naughty teenage girls getting horny under the hot sun…. Of course, the nice Ice Cream man can satisfy all their cravings!!! The same guys do XXXProposal, College Teens Book Bang, and All Reality Pass…. Basically, sign up for one, get access to their entire network (30+ reality porn based websites)… Oh, and Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver is part of the network…

Anyways, where are my savings?

Daylight Savings Time has ended. The clocks have been rolled back one hour, and I am left feeling discombobulated and confused. I didn’t get an extra hour of sleep, I was just awake one hour earlier. I suppose being awake one hour earlier isn’t the worst thing in the world - better one hour early than one hour late.

Does this mean that tomorrow morning will be easy for me? Hardly. My limited experience with changes in time zones has led me to the conclusion that I adapt pretty quickly to these sorts of changes whenever they are potentially in my favour. So if I should be thinking it’s earlier than it is, I don’t, and if I should be thinking it’s later than it is, I do.

I guess my internal clock is resistant to all attempts by the universe to bring me out of of my perpetual state of lateness… bah!

Enjoy the Ice Cream Bang Bang gallery!!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy latina babe fucking a big, black cock!

Okay guys, time for another giant cock gallery.. I don’t know who this latina babe is, but she looks pretty sexy getting her pussy stretched by Ramone!!! Enjoy the Monsters of Cock gallery… The same guys do BangBus!

Anyways…… Lameness…

As much as I love me my Rock Band, I thought in fairness I should give Guitar Hero a whirl to see if it too is worthy of my fanatic gaming devotion. I’m big on fairness. You can ask my father. Throughout my childhood, he repeatedly tried to convince me to let go of my naive preconception that life ought to be fair. He wasn’t trying to be mean - I would just get upset when I encountered injustice, either in my own life or someone else’s, and he didn’t want me to be upset over something that I could never, ever control. Too bad for him that when you tell a seven year old that life isn’t fair, the answer is bound to be, “Well, it should be.” Okay, maybe that only happens if the seven year old is me. Either way, once that response is given, the seven year old really expects for you to summon some previously unknown mystical powers and make everything right and good and fair. When that doesn’t happen, she gets a bit grumpy. Again, maybe that’s just my experience. If you’re wondering, the answer is no, I didn’t cause my father to go loopy bananas and wander off into the woods to live with the squirrels. I probably did cause him more than a few moments of frustration though.

Anyway, in the interest of being fair - because I still cling to the belief that things in life should be fair - I downloaded a little freebie demo of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith to try out. I figured it would probably work with my Rock Band guitar controller.

Wrong. Totally wrong. It didn’t show its true difficult nature until I actually tried playing a song - navigating the menus was totally fine. But once that song started up, I realized there was a Big Problem. Only two of the fret buttons registered - the red one and the orange one. Bad news. Worse news, the game recognized that the orange button had been pressed when I pressed the green button on the controller. I don’t even remember which button it thought was the red one anymore. I couldn’t play a single note in the song.

Why, oh why wouldn’t they make the games compatible with both controller types??? Is it too much to ask for good things to be free?????????

Anyways, I hope all of your halloweens were good. Mine was pretty quiet… Just a few friends hanging out, watching semi-scary movies.. Nothing as debaucherous as could have happened!

Enjoy the Latina fucking Big Dick gallery!

Click the pic for a full free halloween threesome gallery starring Lucy Belle and Simony - lustful witch lesbians!

Okay guys, in the spirit of Halloween, I’ve posted another costume sex gallery. Although it’s not the cosplay that I’m sure a bunch of you would love, it’s still pretty sexy! It’s from 1by-day..

Anyways - tomorrow is Halloween.

Are you ready?

I am, but not in any sort of real celebratory way. I don’t have a costume, because I suspect it wouldn’t go over too well for me to show up for work in a costume, and I have an appointment tomorrow that might be a bit awkward in costume.

Never mind the fact that I’m simply stumped when it comes to costume ideas. I don’t know what I’d want to be given the opportunity to dress up. When I was a young child, I sort of had no choice. When I was five, my mother asked me what I wanted to be for Halloween, I said I wanted to be a princess. She dutifully crafted a pink princess gown, hat with veil, and magic wand for me. Not sure why there was a wand - probably I asked for it, not that I thought princesses were automatically magical. Maybe I wanted to be a magical princess? Anyway, I loved that costume. The dress itself was pretty simple - just a plain pink cotton blend fabric in a basic shape with long wide sleeves. The thing that got me going was the fact that the dress went down to my feet - no other item of clothing I had did. That and my mother took the trouble to sew little star shaped sequins on it in a scattered pattern around the neckline. I think my little five year old brain might have actually thought those were really magical.

Because I loved that costume so much, I used to use the hat to play games too, and after awhile the veil started to get a bit worn and ratty - I guess I wasn’t too gentle with it. So the next year I needed a new costume, unless I wanted to be the ratty princess. I didn’t want to be a princess anymore anyway - that was too babyish. I decided I wanted to be a bunny. So my mother dutifully made me a bunny costume. This was much more work - now there were legs, and mitts, and a large yarn pompom for the tail. And the hat. That hat. My mother couldn’t figure a way to get those bunny ears to stand up straight - she made them as stiff as she could, but the point where they attached to the hat was too flexible, so they always flopped. After realizing she couldn’t make them stand up, she simply told me, “You can be a flop-eared bunny.”

I hated that costume. I’d put the hat on, the ears would flop back, and no one knew what I was supposed to be. My negative feelings about the costume were further compounded by the fact that I was forced to use it four years in a row. My mother, thinking ahead, made the costume in such a way that it would accommodate some growth - it was big and baggy, and she made the sleeves and legs a bit long, so if I grew a bit, it was no problem. I grew into it, and it still worked as I started to grow out of it. When I started talking about costume ideas, she’d remind me that I had a bunny costume that still fit, and that she’d worked hard to make it for me. And I’d go along with it and be a bunny that no one could figure was a bunny again.

When the time came that I actually needed a new costume, I blanked. In a panic, I cobbled together bits of odds and ends, but with no real goal in mind. At school, someone asked me what I was supposed to be. I looked down at the mishmash I was wearing, and realized I didn’t know how to answer that. There was no answer. I was just not wearing normal clothes.

Good thing no one will let me trick or treat anymore - otherwise I’d be having some real panic right about now!!!!!

Enjoy the Witch’s Halloween threesome gallery from 1by-day!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a girl in a sexy Halloween Costume!

okay guys, this is a gallery of Melissa Midwest dressed up for Halloween as Queen Cleopatra… Now from what I understand, Cleopatra was a bit of a slut…. Now I don’t know the specifics, I’m not sure that Antony shared her with his slaves - although Cleopatra probably did have a bald pussy. Egyptions invented ‘body sugaring’ and hair removal.

In this light, Melissa Midwest has tried to be as accurate as possible. Melissa has shaved her pussy, and is dressed as Cleopatra - taking advantage of a mummy with a light case of rigor mortis! Enjoy. Sweet Adri is a pretty decent site too!

Anyways, I was so pleased with the outcome of my most recent eye checkup that I promptly forgot to do a couple of loads of laundry when I got home. I remembered to get groceries, though, so after two nights of rather vegetable-poor dinners, I will be reconnecting with my veggie side by having taco salad tonight - mixed lettuces, red pepper, yellow pepper, tomato, taco seasoned ground beef and topped with shredded mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. Well, I never said I was going vegetarian.

Unless I encounter some problem, I no longer have to return to see the eye doctors at the clinic that performed my vision correction. The dryness issue has improved a lot, and the doctor I saw today figures that though I will likely still need artificial tears periodically, it’s no longer a concern, and I can stop with the anti-allergy drops I’ve been using for the past month. She also watched me carefully during my appointment and confirmed that I don’t close my eyes all the way when I blink - how freaky. Still, I now see 20/20 or better in both eyes, so I would conclude that my vision correction was a complete success.

Anyways, enjoy the Halloween gallery! Remember, human sacrifice is frowned on!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a long legged teen posing!

Okay guys - it’s Tuesday night, and I’m tired.. Just figured I’d throw a quick gallery of sexy Kayden Love up for those of you still awake! I wish it was as warm here as it looks there….

Anyways, this Friday is Halloween. The one night of the year where it’s okay, even encouraged, for kids to disguise themselves and go running around knocking on the doors of perfect strangers, who will hand out free candy morsels. Having outgrown trick or treating some time ago, I’ll be home answering the door and handing out treats this Friday. This means that I’m planning on not cooking Friday - it’s tough to monitor food cooking when you’re constantly being called away to the door, sometimes for several minutes as multiple groups pass by. This also means that my Friday will need to be low key, so that I don’t get all grinchy and irked every time I hear those tiny juvenile voices gleefully holler Trick or treat!

Even though Halloween has yet to actually pass us by, when I collected my mail today, I noticed that my holiday edition Victoria’s Secret catalogue has arrived. There’s a dangerous bit of eye candy to keep around. I went to Costco today and was greeted with aisles of holiday cheer - artificial trees and strings of lights and rolls of wrapping paper and fancy gift tags and crackers and gingerbread house kits and super jumbo packages of Scotch tape. All of this - along with cooling temperatures - got me thinking ahead to Christmas. Every year my parents ask me for a gift wishlist, and I never know what to put on there. This year, though, I have some ideas. They revolve around knitting, mostly because I’m feeling a bit of panic after wearing that hole through one sock, and I’ve noticed that the other three pair knit in the same brand yarn are also starting to look a bit fragile. Mental note - Tofutsies sock yarn may knit well, and may wash well, but it doesn’t seem to wear well. So I’m pretty interested in acquiring more sock yarn. I’m also rather keen on acquiring some additional sets of needles for sock knitting.

Trouble is, the needles would need to be ordered from an online store. Which means US dollars, plus potentially hefty shipping charges. This is suddenly striking me as a really extravagant request. The needles I want are about $20 USD a set. The yarn I want is $19 USD a skein, which makes one pair of socks.

I wonder if everyone gets tiny little stabby pangs of guilt when they start pondering what shape their Christmas gift wishlist should take??? I also wonder if it’s fully appropriate to think about Christmas before Halloween even hits??

Enjoy the kayden love gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy brunette teen with a hairy pussy in the bath

Okay, so she’s not super hairy - but Tawny from nubiles.net sure doesn’t know how to shave properly!!!! I’m not sure if she was drunk (*eek!!* no razors in a state of inebriation!), or just in a rush, but her landing strip is a little lopsided, and she probably should have shaved her pussy before the photoshoot!!

Anyways…….. Snap, crackle, yum!!!

I had crabs tonight….

Let me explain…. I had crab for dinner tonight - one of those all you can eat, shell it yourself type of events.

There’s something deeply satisfying about meals of this type. I think it gets at some primal urge to utterly destroy your food before you eat it. Armed with only a set of crackers and your own two hands, which suddenly transform into powerful tools, you rip, tear, and shred your way through your dinner.

You know you’ve had a good meal when you get home, walk into the bathroom, and proceed to remove crab shell fragments from your hair!!!

Enjoy the lopsided pussy shaving nubiles.net gallery!!