Archive for January, 2010

Andi Pink - Shaved Teen Pussy
Click the picture for a gallery of a hot teen with small breasts and a shaved pussy!

Okay guys, I feel kind of sorry for those of you in Australia… Apparently Australia has banned all porn involving small breasts!!! (link here)Andi Pink won’t be allowed anymore!!!

Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

The Australian Sex Party argues that “There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn’t even believe that women could have orgasms.”

Millions though doesn’t start to get close to the number of sites that could potentially be banned with this change. Under Australian law, any site linking to a site that has been refused classification is also refused classification, so something as simple as a series of swapped links on a porn site which shows neither small breasts or female ejaculation would be banned. Then if it’s a general site with one small breasted performer, out comes the ban hammer as well, and that takes us to tens of millions of adult sites.

The addition of so many sites makes a mockery of the filtering trial undertaken last year, that only considered the ACMA Blacklist in one example, and a filtered list of tens of thousands of sites. Notably the second broader test showed internet speeds did slow down relative to the number of sites to be filtered; take that out to the millions or tens of million and the proposed National Broadband Network will be Dialup Plus vs anything the Government is promising.

Too bad!! I wonder if there will be a big influx in breast implants there!

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Brunette Teen Shoves Dildo in Ass - Abelinda
Click the picture for a gallery of a Russian teenager shoving a dildo up her ass!

Okay guys, time for another Abelinda gallery post! I’ve posted a double penetration gallery of her before… And I know that the ‘vibrating egg’ isn’t really a large dildo – but she seems to be enjoying it. Speaking of eggs, I was browsing the internet, and found a cheap Chinese ‘alternative’ fleshlight for you guys.. Check it out here

Anyways, bye January!!!

I can’t believe that January 2010 is nearly over and done.

I find myself wondering what it would be like to be in Vancouver right now. That city must be just insane with Olympic windup – now that we’re what, two weeks away? In idle moments, my thoughts drift westward. I’ll wonder how full the hotels are, and whether things have gotten a weensy bit more expensive with all the guaranteed tourism.

I used to watch the occasional Winter Olympic event with my parents – mostly figure skating, some downhill skiing, some speed skating. My father would watch hockey, but I have the attention span of a flea when it comes to hockey, so pretty well as soon as the puck drops I’ve leapt from my spot on the couch to find other forms of entertainment. For whatever reason, we never really sat and watched Summer Olympic events together, and the Winter Olympic viewing has sort of stopped – I think the last Games we watched together was the games in Lillehammer. That’s a really long time ago.

Maybe I’ll pay attention this time around. Then again, maybe not. February’s going to be busy. Eck.

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Gigi Spice gets her pussy fingered
Click the picture for a gallery of a hot Latina teen getting her shaved pussy fingerbanged!

Okay guys, time for another Gigi Spice gallery… Yeah, that tattooed babe from yesterday was hot, but sometimes it’s nice to see a clean skinned, innocent looking teen getting naughty!! Gigi Spice and Pamela Spice are hot Latina teen porn models…

Anyways…. Juicy

One of my Christmas gifts this past holiday season was a hand-operated press juicer for citrus fruits – lemons, limes, and oranges. It’s a nifty little device – it sort of looks like two ceramic scoops that fit one inside the other, but are attached at the scoop end on a hinge, and the bottom scoop has some holes in the bottom of it. What you do is cut your fruit in half, then place the half flesh side down in the bottom scoop, then close the top scoop on top of it and squeeze. Juice comes out the holes in the bottom, and the fruit half ends up getting inverted from the pressure. Once all juice has been extracted, separate scoops and remove de-juiced pulp and skin.

While I appreciated the niftiness of the device right off the bat, a part of me wondered when I would ever use such a thing.

Well, that time came tonight. I had some red snapper in the fridge, and was feeling like trying some new method of preparing it. I also happened to have a lot of navel oranges on hand. Since citrus generally seems to be a good thing to pair with fish, I did a quick Google search to see if a recipe existed that made use of these ingredients. I found one that called for orange juice, so I used the new juicer press to juice a couple of oranges. Probably one was enough, but I wasn’t sure, and figured excess orange juice couldn’t be a bad thing in this case, so I went for the second.

The press surprised me in being easier to use than I imagined – I thought I might have to exert what little upper body strength I possess, but it required pretty minimal effort. It was also cleaner than I expected – I was afraid it might spray juice in all directions out the top between the scoops.

Perhaps some fresh squeezed orange juice is in my nearish future after all.

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Hot Tattooed Goth babe with shaved pussy and sex toy
Click the picture for a hot gallery of a incredibly sexy tattooed babe inserting a dildo into her shaved pussy!

Okay guys, the past month or so, I’ve found myself intrigued by gorgeous models with lots of tattoos. Now, I’d never get a tattoo myself. I’m far too fickle for something *permanent*, but I do like seeing classically beautiful girls decorate themselves with tattoos. As a flavour… something different. This tattoo porn gallery comes from the famous GodsGirls – a website filled with beautiful tattooed and pierced models showing off their artwork.

Anyways, this is about ambiance…

A few years ago – well, maybe more than a few – ambient toys became sort of popular. They’re these little plastic happy dudes equipped with a little solar sensor, which when triggered by sunlight turns gears inside that make the little guy’s head move. Being the easy prey for fads that I am, I got one – in all fairness to me, it was given to me as a gift. Mine is a monkey, clutching a banana with this look of sheer bliss on his face, and when activated by the sun his head tilts from side to side as if he’s saying, Whee, lookit me, so happy because I gots a banana! You know, monkeys don’t have the greatest grasp of English.

Now, the monkey doesn’t do anything, beyond tilting his head in the sun. I think the idea is that it’s just supposed to be a positive sort of decorative area enhancer. My father thinks these sorts of toys are plain silly. I told him they’re supposed to make you happy, and he couldn’t figure how that worked when the thing doesn’t actually do anything.

I’ve noticed though, that it does make me happy – not the sort of general Yay, cute stuff! happy – when I see that monkey’s head tilting to express his sheer simplistic joy, it makes me feel all content and peaceful. Like nothing could ever go wrong as long as a monkey has his banana.

I’m thinking I should maybe take this little guy to my office. Problem is, my office has no windows to the outside world. There’s a window to the hallway, and there’s a skylight in the hallway, though, so maybe it would still work. He might provide the little energy boosts needed to get back into a productive frame of mind when work sort of lags and stalls out. It’d be better for me than my current strategy, which is to dip into an office stash of chocolate. It might cause me to lose some social standing among my officemates, though….

If only they knew about my temporary tattoo fetish!

Now enjoy the Gods Girls gallery here!

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Naughty Emma - Shaved Asian playing construction
Click the pic for a hot gallery of a naughty shaved pussy teen Asian!

Okay guys, here’s another Naughty Emma gallery.. Has anybody seen more of her on the net? I’d like to see something naughtier!!! Role playing as a construction worker is all good.. but still, it’s not too often you see a naked Asian teen with braces – and other than Avena Lee, I don’t recall any of them doing hardcore?

Anyways, maybe I’m not so creative…

Many years ago, when I was in high school, one of my close friends at the time used a phrase that I liked a lot when I heard it. She was talking about one of her classes being deathly boring, and she said:

It makes me want to stick my pencil in my eye and swirl my brains around.

I remember laughing, and storing the phrase for future use in appropriate contexts. And I have used it. And whenever it gets a positive reaction, I chuckle and give my friend due credit. After all, it takes a certain creative spark to be able to put together a phrase like that.

Recently, though, I’ve been presented with some evidence that makes me think I’m giving my friend credit where none is due. Not that she knows it or anything – it’s not as though I call her every time I use the phrase to report on how well it went over, and to ensure that I did not claim it as my own. Still, I’ve been rewatching Friends lately with my weekend breakfasts, and there was an episode in the second season where someone used this exact line – the owner of Central Perk, can’t remember his name right now. Larry? Harry? Anyway, he uses that line in describing how he feels about Phoebe’s music, and why he’s hired a professional musician to come play at the coffee shop instead.

Now, while I’m not sure of exactly when I heard my friend utter this phrase, I’m pretty certain it would have been after the air date of that episode. And I know she watched the show. I didn’t at the time. She never claimed that she was saying something new and funny, but she sort of let me believe that she did. I guess this is what happens when one person in a group doesn’t watch the same TV shows as everyone else.

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