Archive for November, 2008

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Okay guys, I’ve actually noticed a decrease in the number of surfers hitting my site…. It looks like people just aren’t in the mood for porn!!! Personally, that boggles my mind….. You’d think sex would decrease stress, and more people would be escaping into the internet rather than trying to deal with real life…. Apparently however, you’re driving us towards sex toys!!! I hope you enjoy the young Thai teen playing with a dildo….

Anyways, the NY Post article below explains more…

From the NYPost

Gotham gals want their own rescue package.

With Wall Street woes worsening and job security shaky, men have bailed out of the bedroom and women are reporting a citywide sexual recession.

Men’s libidos have gone the way of the Dow as struggles with economy-related stress, depression and anxiety are at an all-time high, experts say.

“He’s just not in the mood,” said one 30-year old Brooklyn lawyer whose boyfriend of six years lost his $100,000-a-year Lehman Brothers job two months ago. “He’s really depressed. He really loved his job, and now it’s gone.”

The couple, who once hit the hay three to four times a week, has had a romp only once since the economy went soft.

A fashion exec in her early 30s began dating a hedge-fund honcho a month before the bottom dropped out of his business.

At first the sex was hot, but when things went haywire at work, he began underperforming in bed. She started working out more, thinking she didn’t look good enough.

“The more depressed he became from work, the less we had sex,” she complained. “I was very supportive, loving and caring.

“I don’t understand why the sex dropped off.”

Alden Cass, a therapist who caters to high-powered Wall Streeters, says men can’t easily shed the stress and feelings of inadequacy from work in the bedroom.

“Finances are imploding, and some of these guys are feeling very guilty for allowing this to happen,” Cass said.

“They’re dealing with emotional drain, burnout, depression and anxiety. All these things take a toll on sex drives.”

Some women have taken matters into their own hands – literally.

Toys in Babeland in SoHo is witnessing a rise in “appliance” sales – nearly doubling units sold, to 3,304, between mid-October and mid-November, from the same period last year.

The Village sex shop The Pleasure Chest has seen a 13 percent increase in sales this quarter over the same time period last year.

A recent survey conducted by the stress-reducing drug Relora showed that of the 64 percent of responders were anxious about money – and, of these, 62 percent say that they are having less sex.

“Sex is in the brain, and not between the waist and the knees,” cautions the legendary sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who reports receiving more queries on low-libido spouses since the economy tanked.

“A man’s sexual apparatus is very delicate. If something is wrong, it is very difficult for men to get or maintain an erection.”

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okay guys, as I had mentioned in this other Almond Tease post, this sexy Asian wannabe pornstar was fined upon returning to Korea after starring in porn in Canada… People say she was a Canadian English teacher in Vancouver (probably catering towards teaching Koreans), as well as teaching English in Korea..

Anyways – more info below….

The Kukmin Ilbo reports that a hagwon English teacher has been busted for acting in overseas porn. (Korean Link)

The story begins with a young Master Kim, a teenager who just happened to be surfing porn sites when he came across of video of an Asian woman having sex with a foreign man. The woman’s face looked strangely familiar, however. A closer inspection revealed why—it was his hagwon English teacher!

So Kim did what any responsible young man would do after surfing porn—post a tip on the Seoul Metropolitan Police website. Police in Seodaemun began investigating, and learned that the woman in the film was none other than 33-year-old Ms. Kim, a graduate student at a Seoul university and an English teacher at a Seoul hagwon.

According to the report, Kim left for Canada to study after graduating from high school in Korea. Once in Canada, however, she found it hard to pay tuition, so she had no choice but to make porn.

Kim shot porn between February and September of last year. She shot about one video a week for a total of about 30 videos, receiving 200-300 dollars a shoot.

These videos were distributed by a Canadian-run porn site. Kim told police that in Canada, starring in porn is not a crime, but to no avail—because she’s a Korean national, it’s a crime for her to act in porn even if the films are shot overseas. Accordingly, she was booked without detention, and it appears she’ll receive a 10 million won fine for her sins.

Or so said the Kookmin Ilbo.

Kim said, “I didn’t know it was illegal, but I regret acting in porn since I’m being punished in Korea.”…

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Alison Angel is a model that has ‘been around’ for a few years… She does a lot of public nudity, including a scene with RealPeachez in which they entice a Shopping Mall Guard to look the other way… He ends up posing for pictures with Alison Angel and Realpeachez.. Alison Angel also does a lot of ‘object insertions’ in her shaved pussy…. Hair brushes, traffic cones, benwa balls, panties, etc! Lots of sex-toy / dildo action… Sort of like this shaved pussy / ben wa ball gallery that’s being posted today….

Anyways….. Crabby McGrouchypants….

That’s me.

Why? Because I lost my USB key.

This is not a devastating event. I don’t think. I honestly don’t remember every single bit of data I had stored on that key. I know I did a bit of a cleanup of it somewhat recently, but darned if I can remember what I took off and what I left on. I’m actually pretty sure that everything that was stored on there exists elsewhere either on the hard drive of my current laptop, or on the 500 GB external hard drive I have that I back my stuff up to when I remember. Which means I’ve done it twice. Well, at least I’ve done it.

So it’s not potential data loss that irks me. Nor is it really a matter of loss of convenience – generally these days, I find it much easier to email things to myself if I need to transfer items from one computer to another for printing or what have you. Plus, if I need a USB key, there are others available to me.

So why am I so bothered by this? Because I lost it. I may be a scatterbug, I may tend to leave little piles of clutter wherever I go, but those piles of clutter have a sort of organization to them. True, I may be the only one who understands it, but it at least exists. Normally when I misplace something, it doesn’t actually take me too long to locate it – I know my patterns of logic, or illogic, depending on your perspective, and sure enough whatever I’m looking for is in one of the spots where I think it should be. It’s pretty unsettling to have something vanish completely on me. I’ve checked all the likely places, and some unlikely ones too, and nothing. It has ceased to exist.

Yes, that’s it. It has vaporized, through no fault of my own. The universe has reclaimed this one little object just to make me see a bit red….

I *really* hope there weren’t any of my nude pictures on there….

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Okay guys – apparently it’s pretty hard to find Thanksgiving porn…. I had to rehash this old gallery of Michelle Lynn – a sexy teen with braces that I haven’t posted in YEARS!!! Seriously… 2005 I believe…. I had also completely forgotten that it was American Thanksgiving today. Canadian Thanksgiving was more than a month ago, and thoughts of turkey had long left me….

Even Black Friday had slipped my mind! Instead of blogging, I’m off to search for online deals that I can order and will ship to Canada!!

I’ll leave you with these hilarious Thanksgiving double entendres!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrifc spread!
6. I’m in the modfor a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you really think you’ll be able to handle all those people at once?
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
15. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
16. How long will it take for you to stick it in?
17. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
18. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
19. How many are coming?
20. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
21. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
22. Just lay back and take it easy…I’ll do the rest.

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Okay guys, here’s a sexy CFNM gallery starry a couple of sexy women admiring a naked guy!!! It’s from CFNMSecret… And in addition to CFNM, you can also see them planting their bald, shaved pussies down onto his cock!!

Anyways…. I’d like free money too…

This morning, when I checked my email, I saw a happy sight – a message from Sephora, containing a printable coupon worth $15 of store credit on a purchase of $35 or more. I’ve been contemplating buying a tube of cream for my hands to carry around in my handbag, being that these are the drier months of the year and no one likes crispy hands. Now, that wouldn’t bring me up to $35, but it would get me about halfway there. I could buy any number of other things to get up to the necessary total – I could pick up a container of some other product I use normally and would need to buy anyway, like face cream, or mascara. Spending $35 is easy peasy.

So my mind quickly settled on what I would buy with my $15 store credit. I had a plan.

Then I saw it. IT. A small, indifferent little line of text near the bottom of the email message that said:

Offer is not valid in Canadian stores or on through Canadian checkout.

So much for my plans!!! Grrrr….

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