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Anyways… Water log…

Day two of Project-Attempt-To-Drink-A-Normal-Amount-Of-Water.

I did pretty well – I managed to consume three full glasses of water during the day, with a wee bit of lime juice concentrate added for some flavour, because plain water gets sort of bleck after a while. I had a not-so-full glass of Tampico with my dinner.

These weren’t little glasses – they’re the tall sort, and I know they comfortably hold 355 mL of liquid with no ice in them, because I know I can empty a Coke can into there. If I add ice cubes, I can usually empty it and have a fullish glass, but sometimes it just won’t fit and I end up with a sip or two leftover in the can. With how full I filled the glass with water – I kept refilling the same glass – I’d guess I had about 1.5 L of water and/or Tampico today.

Hmph. I went down in consumption compared to yesterday. Not a good starting trend.

On a more positive note, though, I found a good habit to try and get into – just have the glass of water available and ready to go at all times. A lot of drinking just sort of happened as I was trying to work. When the glass was empty, I would promptly get up and refill it. I must try to keep this up.

One odd thing though – I’ve been thirstier today. What’s up with that? I drink nothing for ages and I’m fine, then I start trying to drink more and suddenly I’m thirsty. It’s as if I’ve suddenly set a switch in my brain to Notify when thirsty. I suppose it’s also a good thing that I’m more aware of my need for fluids, but this thirst was totally unexpected. I’m drinking more, not less. Shouldn’t I be less thirsty??

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Anyways… Water water everywhere….

I’ve been sort of aware that I do not drink enough liquid throughout the course of a day for a while now. I just don’t feel thirsty very often. And I know that feeling thirsty is actually a sign of dehydration, not just water reserves running on the low side, but then again, I don’t get thirsty very often, so I sort of just cruised along feeling fine.

More recently, though – last night, to be precise – I’ve been challenged to significantly increase and improve my water intake. The challenge is to increase my water intake to the normal recommended level – 8 glasses of water per day, roughly 4 litres. And by water, I mean liquid – it could be juice. Pop only counts if I’ve had 1.5 litres of something healthier first – so this attempt to drink more will not just turn into a sugary Coke binge that makes my teeth fall out and my pancreas swell with overactivity.

Today was really the first day of me trying to meet this challenge, and in actuality I had sort of forgotten about it when I first woke up and went to work. At work, I was presented with a lovely hot chocolate from Tim Horton’s, and at that point, I remembered the challenge. So after I finished my hot chocolate, I snatched an empty 591 mL Coke bottle off my desk and went and filled it with filtered water from the special tap in the staff lunch room. I sipped from that bottle throughout the morning and early afternoon – by 2:30 PM, it was all gone. I considered going to refill it, but decided against it, since I was planning on leaving the office at 3:30 PM.

When I got home, the challenge was again forgotten, and I slipped into my usual habit of putzing about in front of the computer, decompressing from the day, without a drink beside me. Right before dinner, I remembered, and filled a 1 L Nalgene bottle with water from the sink. I forced myself to drink the whole thing within an hour. I sipped a bit of Coke with my dinner – maybe 250 mL?

If I were to venture a guess, I’d say I had a little over 2 L today. Halfway to the daily goal of 4 L….

Try try again tomorrow, I suppose. If I stop swishing while I walk…

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I’m a bit confused. The gallery description said that this nice shaved teen getting boned was named Sindee Jennings. The gallery metadata says her name is Jessa Lee. Either way, Sindee (Jessa) is quite hot, and the porn gallery has a nice amateur feel to it!

Anyways, I still love my Nook, though I haven’t been reading as much as I did the first week or so that I had it. It wasn’t me being fickle, it was a sort of bizarre fatigue – I tried several different books, and none of them really grabbed me, which is saying something, since I really have no recollection of any fiction book before not sucking me in right off the first page, and I made the attempt with several authors whose work I truly enjoy, like Terry Pratchett. I think, though, that some other work-related concerns were keeping me from truly enjoying anything, and now that I’ve passed a hurdle I’d agreed to having set up for me on March 5, I’m a bit more relaxed about work stuff. Perhaps more relaxed than I should be, but in more recent days I find myself getting less distracted as I try to read.

For a few days, I’d been reading a few pages of Stephen Fry’s Stephen Fry in America, which is an entertaining trip through the US, with brief stops in each state – one chapter for each state, covering a day or two’s activities. I’m enjoying the narrative, but last night I thought it might be time to give real fiction a go again. With a little help, I got some additional ebooks loaded onto the Nook, and loaded up Douglas Coupland’s All Families are Psychotic.

Now, I’ve read JPod, and The Gum Thief, and I enjoyed both of them – JPod more so – so I had relatively high expectations. I am happy to report that so far, All Families are Psychotic does not disappoint. The first page sucked me right in, and I’m really enjoying my cruise along the story of this dysfunctional family.

Ah, fiction. I’m glad to see you again….

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Okay guys, here’s another gallery of Touch Mai. Mai is a half asian teen with large natural breasts, and a perfectly shaved pussy. In this kind of creepy gallery, she plays with a vibrator in front of a TV showing static. It’s weird, but she’s hot, so it’s okay, right???? And yes, the vibrator penetration isn’t exactly deep – but it’s the clitoris that matters! You can also catch some of Touch Mai on FTVGirls.

Anyways…. Ow.

I freely admit that I am pretty far down at the clumsy end of the spectrum.

I’m forever colliding with stationary objects, and I’ve been doing this for as long as I can remember. Put a chair in the middle of an empty room, and chances are excellent that I will find a way to accidentally bump into it. I could even be making a conscious effort to not knock the chair, and still make contact. Generally, it’s not so bad that I’ll knock it over, or even worse, manage to break it, but I will still appear to attempt to make me occupy the same space as it. In my parents’ kitchen, there’s an island, and I almost always knock my hip against it as I try to walk around it. My shoulders and arms bump on out-facing wall corners and door jambs. I’ve bumped my head on the door frame of my car climbing in and out of the driver’s seat more than once. Just this morning, I was reaching for the salt and pepper shakers in the kitchen cabinet, and rammed my knuckle into the shelf above the shakers – there’s now a small, shallowly skinned area.

Years ago, I would laughingly say that the problem stemmed from a lack of understanding of where I end and the world begins, but that just seems ludicrous – how could you not know where you end?

After this morning’s incident, though, I’ve had a little think about why I keep colliding with things that aren’t moving, and I think I have a logical answer. Not one that is terribly flattering to me, but at this point it seems to make a lot of sense, given how much I smack into things that really, really don’t move, like walls and countertops.

I think I’m so clumsy because I consistently fail to remember precisely where things are. I’ll have a general idea of where that thing should be, but the finer units of measure are off, or maybe completely absent. So when I’m climbing into the car, I’ll think I’ve bent my knees enough, like most days, except that this one time I’ve missed bending them enough by about two centimetres, which is totally enough to make me bump my head. When I reached for the salt and pepper this morning, I again thought I should have an extra centimetre of room, and thus reached a bit too high.

For someone who’s been known to get a bit obsessive and weird over details, you’d think that would extend to knowing where other objects are in the world around me. Apparently, it does not.

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Okay guys, here’s a new fetish – Vintage!!! The gallery above is from a website dedicated to pinup girls… Girls dressed and posed like they’re from 1950’s Calendars! (okay, and the 30’s and 40’s). All the girls are wearing classic clothes, and in vintage poses… Similar to what noted Vintage painter Gil Elvgren created!!

Anyways…. Erm. Oops.

Today, I looked at my iPhone, and I remembered that the little strip of its skin had come off at the top, and I ran my finger over that smooth spot and felt how slickery it was, and wondered if it was time to pull the whole thing off.

As I was waiting for, um, something, I decided that it probably wasn’t time to take the whole skin off, but probably I could take another small piece off. I decided to go for the button piece.

So I did a wee bit of finagling work, and ta da! Off came the button skin.

Satisfied, I ran my finger over that bit of now-exposed slickery surface.

And realized that with the skin still on the rest of the screen, suddenly there was a noticeable transition from the surface surrounding the button to the button.

And by noticeable transition, I mean that the button now resembles a crater in the surface of the device.

Ahem.

The remainder of the skin may be coming off sooner than I had anticipated.

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My nifty new Nook has a powersave mode with screensaver. Instead of turning the thing right off, you simply press the power button and it goes into this powersave screensaver mode, and when you’re ready to read again, you pick it up, press that power button again, and the thing springs back into your book where you left off. If you’re going to be leaving it for several days, you’d hold that power button down a few seconds to turn the device right off, but it does take a little while to power it on again.

I found some nifty wallpapers and screensavers to load onto mine, and right now I’m using a series of Calvin & Hobbes images as my screensaver images. I miss that comic strip. It was really good. I’ll have to look into completing my collection of books.

In any event, most of the images are fun images from the strip – Calvin and Hobbes relaxing in a tree, or in front of a roaring fireplace, or a montage of the two in various dance poses.

When I picked up the Nook today, though, I couldn’t stop a small snort of laughter escaping, because this is what greeted me:

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Okay guys, I’ve barely posted Naughty Allie in the past…. She’s a hot blonde swinger milf that parties with her friends and husbands. Naughty Allie has been on the web for quite a few years now, and is quite popular!!

Anyways, you may have heard an audible sigh of relief earlier today. That would have been me.

I had my dental cleaning and checkup today, and the super good news is that I am cavity free! Apparently, my Sonicare electric toothbrush is also pretty awesome since the hygienist commented that the brushable surfaces of my teeth were in really good shape, tartar buildup wise.

The bad news? I need to be more vigilant when it comes to flossing. I admit, I’ve been a bit remiss in this department, and now it shows – there was a fair bit of scaling that needed to be done between my teeth, and my gums were inflamed, responding to the prodding and poking involved in scaling with bleeding. Part of my flossing problem has been that whenever I run out, I keep forgetting to buy more. Shamefully long stretches of time can go by with me not flossing simply because I can’t. Then, once I remember to restock, it takes me a bit of time to get back into that habit – because, after all, my teeth didn’t fall out while I wasn’t flossing, so maybe my super duper toothbrush is able to pick up some of the slack.

Well. No more of that kind of logic. Flossing every night. Gingivitis, consider yourself on notice.

I’m still super pleased I dodged the drill, though. Here’s hoping for more good news at my next appointment, which I’ve already scheduled, for December…

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Okay guys, it’s been a while since I’ve posted a gallery from here… They have a unique shooting style. Sort of a fisheye lense, coupled with direct lighting, and then a bit of photoshop smoothing. The end result is definitely ‘different’. The nice thing about Amateur Allure, is that their models are usually very fresh. They’re usually brand new in the industry – and quite often exclusive to Amateur Allure. They’re usually very flexible as well.

Anyways… Nonsensical…

I am something of a homebody – I enjoy my quiet time at home, don’t need to be seeking out excitement in the outside world – but I am hardly domesticated. There are many ways in which my domestic skills are found wanting, but let’s just focus on one are for now: cooking.

I have been away from the parental nest for quite some time now, yet I am nowhere near an accomplished cook. I rely on takeout and prepackaged food far too much, and for reasons unknown, any time I have to expend some preparatory effort to get food on my plate it counts in my brain as a home-cooked meal, even when no actual cooking takes place. Sandwiches, for example. There’s totally no cooking involved in a sandwich, but if I make myself sandwiches for dinner I still think it counts as a home-cooked meal, and should not be counted as takeout. I also have it set in my head that home-cooked meals are automatically healthier and better for me than takeout.

Tonight’s dinner? Seasoned salmon fillet, from a frozen preprepared box, baked in the oven, with homemade french fries and a little salad composed of baby spinach and sliced fresh strawberries in raspberry vinaigrette. A fairly vocal portion of my brain insists that this is a home-cooked meal, and that it is therefore wholesome and healthy. The reality is that the salmon came out of a box, so really it wasn’t a home-cooked meal, and the potatoes were deep fried, so really it wasn’t healthy.

It was all very tasty though. I still don’t think it counts as takeout….

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Okay, I’m not sure if it’s grammatically correct in english to turn ‘bukkake‘ into a verb. We’ll pretend it is. The tattooed pornstar gangbang gallery above stars Tricia Oaks sucking and fucking at least 8 different black cocks. It’s a new site from the makers of BlacksOnBlondes and Wifewriting – called “BroBang“. All movies on BroBang are of the gangbang/bukkake variety.

Anyways, I am so weak…

I took the plunge.

I treated myself today to a new handbag.

I got a little black Coach Madison Op Art Sateen Top Handle Pouch – essentially, a small single pouch handbag to slip over my shoulder, for those occasions where I need to carry my wallet, keys, and cell phone in something, but my full sized handbag would be an encumbrance or a flat out nuisance. It wasn’t that expensive – but then again, staring at the Coach pages for too long might have skewed my perception of what a reasonable price for a handbag is – and I had 25% off too, which helped spur me towards the tills with the display bag clutched in my hands.

And yes, it does fit my gargantuan wallet – I checked before I bought it. And yes, that means I was doing a bit of a suspicious looking manipulating in the store – pulling the stuffing out of the display bag, pulling my wallet out of my handbag, slipping the wallet into the display bag, then pulling it out again and tucking it back into my handbag. Rather shifty looking. Still, I don’t think any of the clerks noticed – there were two or three other women in the store trying on shoes. Sandal type shoes. In their bare feet. Ick. Mental note – buy all my sandals online from now on. You never know what’s on the bottom of someone else’s foot when they jam it into that shoe that might become yours. Blurk.

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Click the picture for a hot gallery of drunk girl photos!

Okay guys, drunk girl photos are definitely one of my favourite niches. Partyhardcore, Loverboys, etc. Normal, amateur women getting drunk, getting naked, and taking pictures of themselves posing, fucking strippers, and basically just letting their inhibitions run wild. Barry was mentioning a DareDorm scandal in his last comment.. I’m going to have to look it up! I hope you enjoy the pictures from today!

Anyways, time marches on…

No matter how much we might want to, we cannot stop or reverse the flow of time.

This stresses me out when I have a deadline, which annoys me to no end because I’m just wasting my energy fretting about something over which I have no control and cannot change. I don’t have any looming deadlines in the immediate future – that is, in the next work week – but still, I know that when the next one pops up, I will again be running in those pointless frantic circles, watching the seconds tick by into minutes as time marches on no matter how I try to stop it.

No wonder I keep turning to video games to escape. If things get to be too much for me, I can pause things and recalibrate myself. Or if I fail, I just hit that lovely Retry button….

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