Kaori`s XXX Blog!!

Click the pic for a hot XXX gallery of sexy European pornstar Vanda getting fucked!

Okay guys, here’s another gallery starring Vanda…. Now I can’t say for sure that she’s the same Vanda I posted about in the ‘Vanda Still has a Hot Body‘ post from Oct 17, 2006 (From Private.Com)…… But it could be with dyed hair, and a slightly more mature look!! Vanda used to be one of my favourite xxx porn sluts! You also get access to MoneyTalks when you sign up for Right Off the Boat..
As well as Hardcore Partying and Big Sausage Pizza!

Anyways, seriously. They - you know, parents, teachers, etc. - weren’t kidding when they said you learn something everyday. To be honest, even though I rolled my eyes at my father when he would say that when I was a child, I really do enjoy learning things. Well, as long as part of the learning process doesn’t involve me looking foolish for my misconceptions.

I had my in depth eye exam today to determine my candidacy for vision correction. I learned several things through the course of this exam.

1) I have astigmatism in my left eye. I did not know this. It is very, very mild astigmatism, so the optician wasn’t surprised when I told her my optometrist never bothered to tell me about it. Really, it’s so mild that it doesn’t interfere with my contact lenses - I don’t wear toric lenses, just the regular single vision ones. My right eye is astigmatism-free.

2) Even though he never informed me of my astigmatic left eye, my optometrist did include the smallest possible correction (a quarter of a diopter) in the left lens of my most recent pair of glasses.

3) Apparently, I have excellent depth perception - I was able to detect all the sticking-out circles in the depth perception test. With the number of things I walk into and/or miss by a long shot, this surprised me!!!

4) The drops they use to numb your eyes make it feel like your eyelashes are sticking together. Your eyelids feel all draggy and weird.

5) It’s not very encouraging when the guy instilling drops in your eyes is balancing on one leg as he stands above you because he is in crutches. This is not surprising, but still something I experienced for the first time today.

6) In addition to the blow-a-puff-of-air-at-your-eyeball glaucoma test, there is also a test where they actually touch a device to your eyeball to measure the pressure. I had the second type performed today - hence the numbing drops, I suppose. I didn’t feel a thing.

7) Having your eyes dilated does not mean that the world becomes an intolerable ball of fiery light. For the most part, it just seems to mean that focusing is tricky. I found that I had a really hard time focusing on objects to be able to read or knit with my glasses on, but if I took them off, it was fine. Also, my eyes look really bizarre all dilated. Think of Mr. Burns with his drops in. Like that. Except I don’t have a healthy radioactive glow.

Apparently, my pupils are a tad on the large side. Considering the size of my head, this shouldn’t surprise me… I think I have a pretty large head!!

Anyways, I think I’ve hit all the high points of learning from my afternoon…. Now it’s time for me to head to bed!!!

Enjoy the European Pornstar - Vanda gallery!!

Click the pic for a hot, hardcore gallery from a pigtailed slut - Stephanie Cane!

Okay guys, yet another site that I’m pulling out of the archives… Pigtails and RoundAsses! As the name denotes, all porn teens are wearing pigtails as they get their juicy asses fucked!!

Anyways, I hate paying fees. I hate it with the burning heat of a thousand suns.

Avoidance of fees keeps me from paying using Interac, except in cases of extreme emergency. I never ever access my bank account from an ABM that doesn’t belong to my bank - I think I’ve done that once in my entire life, and I had to because I needed cash - this was before I became a credit card holder - and there were time constraints that prevented me from being able to walk five blocks to the nearest fee-free ABM. I do my very very best to avoid late payments on bills, late returns to rental shops, late library returns.

From time to time, though, I make a mistake, and end up getting charged some fee for some minor infraction of The Rules. Each time, I get all annoyed and bitter - I’m definitely someone who needs to get something in return for her money - some tangible product or service - and to have to pay for no observable return really really hurts my stingy pride. Interest fees are the one thing that don’t make my blood boil - well, no, that’s not true. They do, but there’s just no way around them - if I’m going to make use of a loan, I’m going to have to pay the interest charges on the borrowed money. And, most unfortunately, I am not so spectacularly wealthy that I can live my life without borrowing money from banks. It just isn’t feasible. So viewing interest charges on various statements does make my blood pressure rise, but I just take a few deep breaths and remind myself that nothing I can do will make these go away short of selling all my worldly possessions and taking up the quiet life of a monk (monkess?) in a not too far away monastery. After all, I’ve got to pay off my debts with the proceeds of my life’s worth sell-off, in addition to funding my journey to this peaceful existence, so I wouldn’t be able to get very far.

With my impending iPhone commitment, along with my vision correction, I’m getting a bit budget nervous. My selfish inner child refuses to give up either of these costly things. So that leaves me with only one option - find a way to boost my income….

Anyone out there want to pay me to knit them a scarf/hat/pair of socks?

Sigh. I didn’t think so. On to Plan B. Phase 1: collect underpants…

Enjoy the Pigtailed Teen - Stephanie Cane!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy new brunette - Kayden Love

Okay guys, Kayden Love is a new teen on the porn scene… Kayden has a nicely shaved pussy, a terrific body, and a decent face…. I’ll be posting a lot more of Kayden Love in the near future…
With Kayden Love’s member area, you also get access to:
Peachez18 (not the same as RealPeachez, but the same girl)
American Kittens
The Joy of Pussy and more ^_^

Anyways, I’ve been counting down some more

Less than two weeks to go till the Canadian release of the iPhone! ^_^

The pricing plans have been released, and, well, it’s going to be expensive. The cheapest plan starts at $60 a month plus all taxes and fees - so, realistically, $70 to $75 a month - and while voicemail is built in, caller ID is not, and they want $15 a month for that. Yes, it is bundled in with something like 2,500 text messages and the Who Called service, but I’m not at all convinced that I’d use those services, so $15 is pretty hefty for caller ID. I still haven’t decided if I’m going to splurge for that. Bah. Oh, and the plan doesn’t include unlimited data - that $60 plan includes 400 MB of data per month. I think that will be fine for my purposes - the big thing for me was having access to email on my phone, and I’m not convinced I could go over 400 MB a month on email alone, which means I could also periodically browse a little bit. Plus it’ll be an MP3 player, so I won’t have to think ahead and dig out my old one if I think I might want music. Plus it’ll be an organizer, so I’ll always have my life’s appointments with me.

I’m looking at it this way - this is a toy. A functional toy, but a toy nonetheless. I will have fun with it, but yes, I will be mindful of other fun expenses given the addition of this one. Increased cost here will be offset by reduced costs elsewhere. See? I can totally be responsible….

Maybe I should join the protest! ^_^

Enjoy the hot new shaved pussy porn teen - Kayden Love!

Click the pic for a free gallery of a hot teen stuffing a giant black cock up her pussy!!

Okay guys, I’m sorry that a giant black penis features so prominently in today’s xxx gallery update. I guess I was just going for the shock factor of a huge black cock in front of a cute teen’s face!! I hope you like this gallery from the makers of Bangbus - this comes from Monsters Of Cock!! I’m not sure how she squeezes it into her pussy!

Anyways, I’m in glasses today. This is because I have an appointment for a consultation for corrective eye surgery on Thursday, and they say I need to not wear my contacts for 48 hours prior to the appointment, and I’m trying to be extra safe and give it 72 hours.

I’d forgotten how much I despise wearing glasses, though it may be that the problem could be corrected simply by getting new frames - I got these ones when I was 15, which was quite some time ago! Since getting contacts at the age of 13, I hardly ever wear my glasses, so it shouldn’t be terribly surprising that my frames might be a bit dated at this point.

I’d also forgotten that when I put on glasses after not having worn glasses for a while, I get fishbowl vision - I remember this from when I would get brand new glasses. The whole world appears to slope away from me in all directions. It makes walking a bit interesting, walking down stairs more interesting. I’d also forgotten how bumping your glasses up and down can make the world go all crazy shaky.

Today I watched the little informational DVD the eye centre sent me, and quite frankly, it didn’t contain much information beyond what was available for reading on their website, which I did read. I’ve got a couple of questions, and they were kind enough to provide me with some space for writing these down on a form I’m to return to them, so I know I won’t forget to ask.

That being said, last night I casually mentioned to my parents that I was doing this, and this morning my mother phoned all concerned. You see, Mum had a problem with macular degeneration a few years ago - basically, she started getting a hole in her retina. It was dry, so less severe and repairable, and she went in for surgery to have her retina patched up. Knowing she was nervous about surgery, never mind surgery on her eye, she requested a general anesthetic - she didn’t want to be conscious while all this was going on. I’m a little fuzzy on the details at this point, but basically she went in with the belief that she was going to be fully knocked out for the procedure when that wasn’t the case. They did a local anesthetic, and they did it by injection (ack!), so she saw the needle coming at her eye, and then afterwards she was able to see surgical tools coming at her eye. She freaked out about those, and then later had the delightful experience of hearing the surgeon mutter, “Well this isn’t going well.” She told me afterwards that she could see these dark pools gathering in her field of vision, and then the surgeon would come in with a tube and they would go away, and then they’d come back, and she knew that they were pools of her own blood. It was pretty traumatizing for her. So not surprisingly, she was less than keen about me going in for any sort of elective surgery on my eyes - at the very least, she wanted me to make sure that no needles were involved in the procedure, and if there were, then I should go out and find another clinic.

I reassured her, then watched the video in the hopes that I hadn’t just lied to my mother, and was happy to learn that they use anesthetic drops before surgery. No needles. In fact, the video said “No needles” about five times, so I’m pretty convinced there will be no needles.

So now, I wait patiently for Thursday - or maybe not so patiently, since I’m stuck in my hideous glasses till then. Might be a good opportunity to lock myself in and get some work done - constant squinting sucks a lot of the fun out of cavorting in the summer sunshine….

Yuck…

Enjoy the big black dick xxx gallery!

Click the pic for a hot XXX gallery of sexy model Faye Runaway masturbating with a beer bottle!

Okay guys, it’s been awhile since i’ve posted some ALSScan… Now, I don’t neglect ALS on purpose… It’s just that it’s rather rare for me to get content of them…. That being said, since I had some free time on my hands without that evil TV demanding my attention, I was able to collect a few galleries from ALS - All Ladies Shaved!! I hope you like Faye Runaway… Inside the member’s area, you’ll see the actual bottle insertion as Faye stretches her pussy around it!!!

In other news, a friend pointed out to me that even though my TV is out of order, I could just watch my TV shows online on the computer, the only difference being a smaller screen. The problem with this solution is that I have a hard time eating in front of the computer, especially dinner type meals, which tend to involve both hands. Sitting on the couch in front of the TV, no problem. Sitting on a chair in front of the computer, where the computer takes up the table space in front of you and you need to sit closer, thus eliminating lap space as a surface for your dishes, bit of a problem.

Ah, but I’ll survive TV-less for a few days. I just might be a bit strange by the end of it. ^_^ But the restoration of normal routine should fix me up right proper!!!!

Maybe I’ll take some dirty pictures….

In the meantime, enjoy the Faye Runaway beer bottle in pussy gallery!

Click the pic for a hot gallery featuring drunk women, male strippers, and a raunchy Ladies Night!!!

Okay guys, it’s Friday night, and time for another XXX gallery of sexy drunk women fondling male strippers at a bachelorette party!! This free Partyhardcore gallery features the black male stripper prominently, as well as the rest of the gang… I hope you like the debauchery that follows! There’s even a drunken male stripper cumshot!

In the next few days, I’m going to get some galleries up from DareRing and SellYourSexTape

Anyways, no TV makes this girl go a little loopy, it would seem…

Yesterday morning, a TV repairman came by to take a look at my TV. It’s a rear projection dealie I’ve had for a few years now, and the extended warranty is about to expire - as in, the warranty is no more as of July 14. So since the unit’s been having some convergence issues for a while now as well as some red seepage, it seemed wise to have it looked at while the extended warranty would still cover the costs.

So the fellow shows up, and I’ve rearranged a few furniture items so that the TV can be pulled away from the wall, and I show him the convergence issues - unfortunately, the red seepage is really only visible in the dark, which means I couldn’t show him that with sunlight streaming in through the window, and my window coverings are not so opaque that all light is obliterated. Still, he saw the convergence issue, and he settled in to work behind the TV. I settled onto the couch and worked on a yarn cake.

After a while, he gets up and goes out to his vehicle to retrieve something, then returns and gets back to it. A little while after that, he gets up and reemerges from behind the TV with what I’m guessing is the TV equivalent of a motherboard in his hands. He shows me a couple of chips on one side, saying that these things are what he thinks need to be replaced in order to resolve the convergence issue.

He then tells me that he’s taking this bit of the TV with him, and since this weekend is a long weekend, I shouldn’t expect to hear back from the shop until Wednesday of next week, and when I do hear back from them, it’ll be to arrange for a time when they can come in and put this piece back in the TV.

I was not expecting that at all. I figured that someone would come, look at the TV’s display, and then tinker with it, either in some super top secret settings mode, or by fiddling with things inside the TV. I really had no basis for this expectation, but there it was all the same. I didn’t think they’d actually have to remove a piece and take it away, leaving me with a non-functioning TV for several days!

So I’ve now been almost 36 hours without a TV. I must admit, during the day, I don’t really notice, because I don’t use the TV during the day - I’m either out and about running errands, or I’m parked in front of my laptop. The evenings, though - that’s my usual TV time, and so far it’s been rough. I don’t know what to do while I’m eating! I can’t knit, because I need my hands for eating. I can’t read, because I lose my spot on the page when I look away to look at my food. And trust me, I need to look at my food as I eat. It’s not that I’m so clumsy I’ll accidentally eat a chunk out of my arm or something. It’s that I like to see what my next bite is going to be, and I tend to examine my food rather carefully while selecting that bite. I cannot wolf blindly. So I look away from my reading, and I lose my spot, and when I manage to find it again it’s time for another bite, and then I lose my spot again, and after a few repetitions of this pattern I get thoroughly fed up and just shove the reading aside. So reading while eating is out. What’s left?

Listening to yourself chew your food while you eat. That’s about it.

I miss my TV…. I guess I’ll just have to settle for watching porn ^_^

Anyways, enjoy the Partyhardcore xxx gallery… Check out LoverboysUSA if you want some more male strippers with amateur women galleries…

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a dirty Asian slut - Tia Ling!

Okay guys… Time for yet another Asian slut XXX gallery! This one features Tia Ling, a hardcore sex model that can be seen in quite a few gangbangs, interracial (black guy) sex, bondage, and more… Tia Ling may not be the most attractive asian, but her sluttiness sure makes up for it!

Another interesting site these guys run is “Maccy’s Bar”, and of course, 88Square…

Anyways, I’ve seen product descriptions claiming that merino wool is a miracle fiber - it’s soft, fine, insulates even when wet, and won’t hold odours. Over the past few months, I’ve managed to amass a respectable collection of merino wool sweaters. I’ve been wearing them, though not too much since it’s summer, and the usual thought process is not Gosh, what a lovely warm sunny day, time to put on a merino wool sweater!. I think I’ve worn them enough, though to be able to comment on the claims about merino wool.

Softness, fineness - yes, this wool is very soft and fine. I started having a problem wearing other wools last year - they were giving me itchies and rashes. This is not a problem with merino.

Insulates when wet - okay, I haven’t really tested this one. I don’t think I’ll ever be in a frame of mind where I will willingly put on a wet sweater just to see if it will still keep me warm, nor do I tend to find myself out in the rain without a rain coat. Dry merino does insulate very very well, though.

Won’t hold odours - I was skeptical of this one, typically fiber just soaks up whatever smells are around it. Amazingly enough, this claim is true! Merino wool does not pick up smells from the outside world. You know how food smells get into your clothes? Not if you’re wearing merino. Same goes for the less appealing smells that get generated with physical activities. I’ve heard stories about people who will wear their merino sweaters while working out or running, and even after multiple wears without washes in between, the sweater smells as clean as it did coming out of the drawer. Not that I’m encouraging you to go out and sweat up a storm everyday for a month in your merino without ever washing it - I’m just saying that if you choose to do so, the merino won’t ever tell anyone that it hasn’t been washed.

That being said, merino is not a completely perfect fiber. I have found that though merino doesn’t hold odour when dry, it does emit its own particular odour when wet. So yes, your merino will smell more as its drying than it does after being worn. Seems sort of perverse, but there it is….. One of my room smells like I have a herd of wet sheep….

Anyways, the moral of the story is, go ahead, buy merino. Just make sure that you don’t have to be around it as it dries after washing. I recommend clothes by Icebreaker!!

Anyways, enjoy the XXX gallery of a dirty asian slut - Tia Ling!

Click the pic for a hot gallery of a sexy pigtailed teen getting fucked!

I’m not sure what’s happened to Jenny Hendrix. She used to be a young, FRESH looking starlet eagerly taking cocks as big as my forearm…. (Although I must admit, my forearm isn’t too big….)
However now she looks a bit cracked out! I don’t think her asshole closes properly either… Too many dicks!

Oh wait. Could that be my answer? Anyways, this gallery comes from PigTails and Round Asses - a site dedicated to young teens with big asses getting banged! They also have a neat lesbian site with unknown amateur porn chicks called Naughty Best Friends

Anyways, I was dropping off some work-related paperwork at an office today. First, I had to stop by Staples (Bureau En Gros for you fellow Quebecers) to make copies of my documents, then I organized them, stapled them, and put them all into a big manila envelope and went to the relevant office.

When I got there, I discovered that this office closes for an hour at lunch, so I’d have to wait around for fifteen minutes to deliver my stuff.

Now, I understand why offices close for lunch. The reception staff appreciate having an hour to not be working. I know I sure would have - back in the day, I worked my share of office reception type jobs, and I actually wasn’t allowed to just shut down for a half hour for my lunch - I was expected to eat my lunch at my desk, and deal with calls and walk ins as they came up. So, really, it was sort of ludicrous that I wasn’t paid for that half hour, since I was working for that half hour. Oh well.

So yes, I understand why offices would close for lunch.

That being said, it’s still rather infuriating to be on one side of a door and be able to look in through a window and see a receptionist sitting at her desk playing a little computer game…. I wonder if it’s just a French thing??

On a related note, I pulled a Dr. Sweets (from the TV show Bones) today - there I was, attempting to demonstrate that I am a mature, responsible individual, and when a wonderful gentleman who worked in the office I was waiting for offered to deliver my paperwork so that I wouldn’t have to wait for them to re-open, I said Oh, awesome. Perfect choice of words! I couldn’t have said Oh, that would be wonderful, or even Oh, that would be great. I said Oh, awesome.

Oh well. So much for being a grown up…

Enjoy the pigtailed Jenny Hendrix getting fucked!!!

Click the pic for a hot anal-dildo gallery featuring Pamela Spice!

Okay guys, it’s almost hump day… Wednesday…. the middle of the week… Half behind you, half in front of you…. To make your week a little bit better, you can click on the above picture, and see the full, free XXX gallery of hot latina teen, Pamela Spice, sticking a sex toy up her ass……

I’m actually kind of intrigued by Pamela Spice… Is she American? Or is she a cheap Venezuelan prostitute that was ‘borrowed’ for a week, produced 100+ sets of pictures, and then returned to the streets to offer $5 blowjobs???

Pamela Spice’s skin looks to be pretty healthy, and she has braces (porn teen with braces…. high on the fetish list!!) which indicates that there is SOME money in her family…

I guess for all we know, Pamela Spice is the daughter of a Columbian drug lord…. ^_^

Eitherway, enjoy the hot latina anal sex toy gallery!

Click the pic for a hot group sex gallery (XXX) featuring a blonde slut fucking 2 different guys!

Okay guys - here’s another new XXX site featuring sluts and group sex!! It’s from the same guys who do Money Talks and Eat My Black Meat!!! They have a pretty nice network of XXX sites….

Anyways, have you ever had that horrible, crushing, soul-sucking, ambition-killing feeling that something you’re working on and investing large portions of your time and energy into is simply marching slowly and inevitably towards complete ruin and utter failure? That circumstances are conspiring to make every effort futile, and the enterprise thus far wholly unsalvageable? Then that sensation of impending doom in turn completely robs you of any joy normally obtained through work, and you find yourself turning your attention to other things in an almost obsessed, maniacal fashion, anything to avoid the life-draining exercise you now feel trapped in, but want to complete more than anything, in spite of massive shortcomings?

Has anyone out there ever felt this way?

No?

Oh, good. Me neither. ^_^

In other, completely unrelated news, I finished up a lacy wrap yesterday and wet-blocked it - ten days from cast on to completion of blocking. It is now dry and wonderful in all its fuzzy brushed alpaca glory. I plan to wear it as an accessory to an upcoming wedding in the Rockies - pleasantly warm by day, but potential for evening and nighttime chills, and I figured a pretty wrap would be a better match for my dress than a softshell jacket. ^_^ If I can get a good one, I’ll post a piccy of the wrap.

Yesterday, once the wrap was all soaked and set up for blocking, I promptly cast on the second sock in a pair of socks I started. Last night, though, I goofed on one of the toe increases - I knit socks toe-up - so this morning, upon discovery of the goof, I frogged it and started over. I’m now done with the toe and am ready to begin the pattern on the foot. ^_^ Except I seem to have misplaced my pattern notes. Drat….

Bored yet? I’ll try to spice these posts up in the near future! Enjoy the blonde slut getting banged by two guys!