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Anyway, the nose knows…. Last holiday season, I had the good fortune of attending a rather fancy workplace holiday party as a +1. It wasn’t fancy in a sit-down multi-course gourmet meal sort of way, but it was held at one of the nicer restaurants in the city, and there were rather tasty and impressive appetizers being paraded around the room, along with an open bar.
One of the many tasty things I ate that night were what they called lamb pops – basically they did up rack of lamb, then cut the racks into individual ribs for serving. There were several of us standing in a small huddle near the tabletop grill where the attendant was doing a final sear and seasoning for these as they were being served – you’d walk up to his station and ask for the lamb pops, and he’d grab a couple of them, give them a quick sear, then sprinkle them with some sea salt crystals and put on a drizzle of balsamic reduction. Seriously good.
So there we were, a small clump of people, chowing down on lamb pops and exclaiming at various intervals about how good they were. Except for one guy. He didn’t even have a single pop. One of his work colleagues noticed, and inquired about this, encouraging him to try at least one, because they were so good it would be a shame to not even try one.
And this gentleman revealed that he actually really enjoyed lamb, and he was sure that the lamb pops were delicious, and that he was truly sorely tempted – but he was still going to decline. I can’t eat lamb, he said.
This, naturally, raised the question of, Why not?
The answer? It makes my dog sad.
He has a border collie – a dog whose breed was developed to herd and protect sheep, and their lambs – and when he eats lamb, the dog can smell it on him hours later, and treats him as if he’s been possessed by a monster and engaged in truly horrific, unforgivable behaviour. So he avoids having lamb so that his dog won’t give him the cold shoulder.
At the time, I figured the story was evidence of how sensitive dog noses are. Turns out, lamb meat has a really strong, persistent odour to it. Last night’s dinner was rack of lamb – my first time preparing it for the grill. (I did not do the grilling. I happily passed that task onto a friend who’s better with a bbq..) The lamb racks came from Costco, all sealed up tight in commercial vacuum packaging, and I cut them open yesterday afternoon in order to set them marinating. It was my first time working with lamb – I’ve eaten lamb that someone else has prepared before, but had never handled it raw myself.
Right from the moment I opened up the plastic wrap, I could smell it. And it got stronger as I pulled the 5 racks out of the plastic. Once I’d gotten them all sorted and tucked away in ziploc bags, thoroughly coated in marinade, I scrubbed my hands with the soap I keep in the kitchen, scented with ginger and vanilla. Still my hands smelled of lamb. I went on with my day – doing other dinner preparing stuff, then serving and eating the dinner, then watching a movie and having dessert.
And whenever my hands came near my nose, I could smell the lamb.
The smell only faded after I’d had a shower before bed.
So yeah. Lamb is powerful stuff. Knowing what I know now, I’d be shocked if a dog – any dog – couldn’t smell it on a person a day later.
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Anyway, don’t judge… last haircut was in mid December.
I like to get my hair cut about three times a year – that way, there’s a decent amount of growth to trim down, and I feel like the whole expense of a cut is somehow more worthwhile. Realistically, it likely means that I just look kind of in need of a trim a whole lot of the time, but mostly I think my hair looks fine.
Last week I was not of the opinion that my hair looked fine. I thought it looked a bit odd at best, but sometimes downright terrible. I hadn’t done anything differently – I was following all my usual hair-related routines, but something was just not right. There was no more shape to it. It just kind of sat there, looking rather blah. I sort of noticed it on Tuesday, I think, and by the time Thursday rolled around I was angry that my hair was being so belligerent and uncooperative, and I was ready to do something drastic.
I was going to make an appointment and get a cut.
My own personal hair timetable says that my next cut should be late April, maybe early May. Given that we’re now into March, I’m really not far off from my next cut, but I was fed up and didn’t want to wait that long.
Then Friday got busy, and I never got around to picking up the phone to book the appointment.
And then, on Saturday, I woke up, and looked in the mirror.
And did not feel a surge of contempt.
I was not offended by the state of my hair. In fact, I could actually see some shape in the cut again, despite the shapelessness observed 24 hours previously. Again, I don’t know what caused the change, since I didn’t do anything out of the ordinary.
Now, I’m thinking that maybe I could wait until April for my next cut.
I don’t think I’m going to count on that, though. Clearly, things are in some sort of state of flux, subject to the whims and fancies of some entity that is not me. I’ll still be calling the salon some time this week to arrange for an appointment.
After all. If Mr. Fancy Salon Guy is booked up, I may not get an appointment till late March or early April anyhow.
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Anyway, I need a fix… Back in 2009, I had the good fortune of going to Paris for nearly a week – I think I effectively had six full days in the City of Light.
Before departing, I had the good fortune of getting a sound bit of advice: seek out La Maison Ladurée, and enjoy some of their macarons. I followed this sage advice, on day two, I think, and wow was I ever glad. Many of the Euros in my pockets disappeared into the tills at Ladurée, in exchange for boxes of the tasty morsels that would get stashed away in the little tiny fridge in the hotel room, so that every night could end with one of these delights. Or two.
And yeah, some of them would get eaten once I’d set foot outside the boutique after buying them. After all, they’re best fresh.
Upon returning to Canada, I sort of set about putting macarons out of my head. Sure, it’s possible to get some here, but they’re not Ladurée, and they’re actually not as good. Not that they’re garbage or anything – but when your first introduction to such a treat sets the bar so high, it’s tough to settle for less. So I just generally abstain from the locally available fare, and rely on my memories of those sweet delights from Paris.
Somewhat randomly today, I happened to go take a peek at Ladurée’s webpage, looking at their international locations. I remember doing this right when I returned from Paris in 2009, and being saddened to see that there were very few international locations, and no North American locations at all. Today, though, there are far more international boutiques than there were in 2009 – most are still pretty inaccessible to me, being in Europe or Asia, but there’s a boutique in New York now.
Compared to going to Paris (or Belgium, or Monaco, or Lebanon, or Japan, or Hong Kong…), getting to New York is totally feasible.
And really. I’ve never been. What a great idea for a vacation.
plotting planning begin…
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Anyway, the elegance… The other night, I was fixing up dinner – homemade sweet potato ginger soup with some grilled sausage sliced up and dropped right into the soup.
I dished the soup into bowls, and then began slicing up the sausages… I deftly pierced the skin on one sausage with the tines of a fork, so that I could hold the thing steady as I worked on it with the knife. The sausage must have objected to my action, because it retaliated by spurting a jet of sausage juice, which left a trail of three greasy drops on the front of my shirt.
This annoyed me. That being said, I do understand the sausage’s reaction – I’d be pretty ticked if someone stuck a fork in me, too.
I continued with the sausage slicing, with no further greasy mishaps, and proceeded to add the sausage to the bowls of soup. When I got to the last one, I thought I’d be clever and, rather than picking up the sausage pieces one or two at a time, I’d pick up the whole cutting board and sweep the sausage pieces neatly into the bowl.
The sausage pieces disagreed with my plan. Rather than tumbling in neatly, they sort of rolled around a bit, and I ended up dropping one on the countertop. Three of the others hit the soup like they were vying for the prize for best cannonball, and little splotches of soup scattered themselves over the countertop.
This was turning out to be a rather messy meal.
The final blow came as I finished off my bowl of soup, and I was settling back into my seat to enjoy my warm soup belly with TV, and I moved my arm so that my hand ended up brushing up against my shirt, and I noticed it felt damp. Perplexed, I looked down, and saw that somewhere along the way in my eating my soup, I had managed to dribble a bit of it down the front of my shirt, so there were now damp spots smelling faintly of sweet potato and ginger accompanying the spots of grease left behind by the insolent sausage.
I guess it’s a good thing I don’t eat out often…..
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Well, I posted a nice little amateur gallery a few days ago, and then sort of ‘fell off the wagon’ again… Or would that be ‘got on the wagon?’.
Anyway, it was nice to see so many people welcoming me back! I guess I’ll explain a bit more.
Well. It had been a while, now.
I kind of fell into a rut there. Nothing went wrong, life was continuing on as it always does, but nothing seemed particularly comment-worthy, and therefore I would consistently find myself with nothing blog-worthy on my mind. Job was the same. Day-to-day life was the same.
I wasn’t unhappy or anything. It just didn’t seem like anyone other than me would really care to read about it, so I never wrote about it. That being said, I had a lot of ‘welcome back messages’. So maybe….
So here we are. Still, nothing’s really changed, but I found I sort of missed writing these little blurbs, so I’m going to try to get back into it. I realize this will be challenging, since I still feel like I don’t really have anything to write about that would be worth reading, but maybe I can come up with something.
Maybe. I promise nothing….
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